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Coming Out
January 8, 2013 at 8:39 pm
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2013 at 8:40 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
OK, those of you who are wondering, my signature below links to my secret identity.
Congratulations to those who figured it out before now.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
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RE: Coming Out
January 8, 2013 at 8:40 pm
You're still the Truest Christian, never worry.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Coming Out
January 8, 2013 at 8:47 pm
WHAAAAATTTTT!???!
You mean to say you're not a christian? That's impossible! I don't believe you!
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RE: Coming Out
January 8, 2013 at 9:48 pm
(January 8, 2013 at 9:04 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Who are you?
I havent even noticed you until you opened this thread. 
Just
here and then find some post and read at random. Enjoy!
I wanted to take this above board since the purpose was never to be a sock-puppet or troll, as some have accused, but to be a parody. Sometimes you can say a lot more with satire than you can with patient. logical arguments.
It can also the therapeutic:
*Read apologist's post*
*Head hits desk*
*Log in as YITW*
*Type "Amen brother..."*
or alternatively, for the liberal, Jesus-is-love types:
*Type, "You phony Christian! The Bible says..."*
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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RE: Coming Out
January 8, 2013 at 9:58 pm
We have figured it out and welcome. I would suggest anyone who still has questions go to the Landover link in his sig, if you don't get it then, well, you are a lost cause.
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RE: Coming Out
January 8, 2013 at 10:05 pm
The number of times in the last month or so when I've had to bite my metaphorical tongue so as not to spill the beans is unbelievable. We are in the presence of greatness, my friends.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Coming Out
January 8, 2013 at 10:08 pm
(January 8, 2013 at 10:05 pm)Stimbo Wrote: The number of times in the last month or so when I've had to bite my metaphorical tongue so as not to spill the beans is unbelievable. We are in the presence of greatness, my friends.
Too kind, sir, but thank you.
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
