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czúzyt ylgájla is coming, so get inside.
August 13, 2014 at 12:05 pm
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hi, I'm albert (not my real name), I'm an atheist from libya, tripoli to be exact.
as you can tell, this place is saturated with religious nonsense (and absurd conspiracies about how everything is satanic, and how everything bad or tragic is caused by crusading jewish freemasons)  .
as some of you know there's war outside (don't worry it isn't that close (God, the power just went out). I wish I could just leave (we can't. or at least I don't think we can)  .
I was surprised by how crazy some evangelicals in the United States are, I mean the United States is a developed state (they sound more crazy in Arabic for some reason. Islam sounds more crazy in English to me)  .
I'm not sure how to finish this, I guess I'll just leave it like this. See you in hell. 
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August 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm
Hi Albert, good to have you aboard. Pull up a theist and help yourself to a slice of baby.
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August 13, 2014 at 12:11 pm
Welcome aboard, Albert. Stay safe.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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August 13, 2014 at 12:25 pm
Echo the above. Welcome to the forum man. Stay safe! Don't think we've ever had any Libyans on here before?
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August 13, 2014 at 12:26 pm
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August 13, 2014 at 12:45 pm
Greetings Albert! Welcome to Satan's Armpit on the Internet! Damn those Jewish Freemasons!
(August 13, 2014 at 12:05 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: I was surprised by how crazy some evangelicals in the United States are, I mean the United States is a developed state (they sound more crazy in Arabic for some reason. Islam sounds more crazy in English to me).
No, US evangelicals are every bit as crazy in the flesh as they may seem in any language. There are some crazy mo fos over here.
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August 13, 2014 at 12:50 pm
(August 13, 2014 at 12:10 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Hi Albert, good to have you aboard. Pull up a theist and help yourself to a slice of baby.
Not just any baby, Christian baby, medium rare, served with mushrooms and ponzu sauce.
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August 13, 2014 at 12:53 pm
(August 13, 2014 at 12:05 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: I was surprised by how crazy some evangelicals in the United States are, I mean the United States is a developed state Not every development is positive.
Welcome to the forums. Stay safe out there.
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August 13, 2014 at 1:06 pm
Welcome, Albert. Mind if I call you "Al"?
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August 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm
(August 13, 2014 at 12:50 pm)Chuck Wrote: Not just any baby, Christian baby, medium rare, served with mushrooms and ponzu sauce.
Heretic Scum!
Everyone knows Christian baby should be slow smoked over hickory, served with whiskey BBQ sauce, corn on the cob and creamed spinach!
This was clearly decided during the Atheist Council of West Covina in 1972.
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