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Marry, Fuck, Kill

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Marry, Fuck, Kill
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#51
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Ok from a female perspective ive done this with wise tactics

Marry ricky gervais, but the thought of him having sex with somone is a bit disgusting so it would be a marriage without sex, just the good jokes

Kill stephen merchant, hes very very funny but just not as funny as the other two

Fuck karl since he looks like he is the more atheletic more normal looking one

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#52
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 2:35 pm
Marry Bucket Head... I hear that he is a bit mental. I think it would be a good partnership.

Kill Axl Rose... doesn't require explanation.

Fuck Slash... just because he is the only one left.



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Robert Plant (considering he now looks like a vagina.)
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#53
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Fuck Robert Plant. I mean, it's fucking Robert Plant! Big Grin

Marry Lucas for his money (though he deserves to be killed for JarJar Binks..)

Kill McDonald, since I know nothing about him.


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#54
RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 20, 2013 at 2:47 pm
I can't believe you wouldn't want to fuck Trevor Mcdonald!

That was the entire point on putting him in there. Tongue

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RE: Marry, Fuck, Kill
January 21, 2013 at 12:42 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm by Violet.)
Kill April O'Neil, I seriously despise her in the animated series, and she annoys me slightly in both of the ninja turtles movies (I don't count the third one, and haven't watched 'TMNT').

Marry Shepard, she'd come home with stories all the time. Of course, then Earth gets fucked over, and the whole ME ending bullshit happens, so take it how you will. WTB renegade trigger.

Fuck Jean Grey, because she's the only one left.

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