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God of the Bible Exists!

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God of the Bible Exists!
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 8:28 am
Sometimes, a fundy is just a fundy, no matter how much like a poe he looks and sounds.
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 8:47 am
(January 20, 2013 at 8:28 am)pocaracas Wrote: Sometimes, a fundy is just a fundy, no matter how much like a poe he looks and sounds.

I'm pretty sure nobody is quite as special as this

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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 8:53 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2013 at 8:54 am by KichigaiNeko.)
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#114
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 8:56 am
Eh-oh!
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#115
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 9:02 am
(January 19, 2013 at 4:40 pm)Christian Wrote: It was done deliberately to let Adam realize that that fellow humans, not animals were meant to be our true companions.

God: Okay, so you get it, now?
Adam: Get what?
God: Animals aren't meant to be your true companions. Your fellow humans are.
Adam: What fellow humans? I'm the only one.
God: Shit. I mean, aren't you feeling sleepy?
Adam: Actually, yeah. Weird. What's going on?
God: Just need to borrow a rib. No reason.
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 10:57 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2013 at 10:58 am by Aardverk.)
(January 19, 2013 at 2:29 pm)Christian Wrote: Ref: UNICORNS -
You guys are taking it out of context. Very poor way of interpreting the messages in the Good Book. But on the bright aside, you are taking time to read the Bible, which is a good thing. Smile
Come on now, 'everyone' know that the Unicorns were playing out in the rain instead of getting on the ark with Noah. Why on earth do you say they are myths? If myths, why so many references to them in The Bible? Is The Bible full of myths then?

You said that God doesn't make mistakes but, staying with Noah, why did God make the mistake of specifying an ark which was far too small? Oh, and why did He give man dominion over all the animals and then, much later create a law against eating some of them, and then change His mind yet again and rescind those laws? Oh, and what about the other 600 laws He made and then changed his mind.

Oh, and why is it a good thing for us to read The Bible if we are incapable of interpreting it?

What is a POE anyway?
A sensible man should not demand of me, or hope that when we mention a subject, we shall make a complete exposition of it. - Maimonides
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 11:00 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2013 at 11:03 am by Cyberman.)
Poe's Law.

Quote:Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 11:26 am
Poe's law should be extended to include "even adding a smiley or other blatant display of humor." I shit you not, there are people who still think it's the real deal, regardless.
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 11:47 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2013 at 11:48 am by Welsh cake.)
(January 16, 2013 at 7:38 pm)Christian Wrote:
(January 16, 2013 at 7:30 pm)apophenia Wrote: I'm curious. You stopped posting on July 1st, and resumed posting on January 1st. Any reason for the gap? Why did you decide to start posting again?
My Church went on a retreat in July as my Pastor was saying the our Lord's return is imminent. He told us to go back on 31st December and continue preaching the Gospel as it has not been preached enough around the world.
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The fuck am I reading?

Your ass is on ignore. Try preaching to me now.
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RE: God of the Bible Exists!
January 20, 2013 at 2:26 pm
(January 20, 2013 at 11:00 am)Stimbo Wrote: Poe's Law.

And there was me thinking it was a Perl Object Environment. Blond Moment
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