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God of the Bible Exists!
#41
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 16, 2013 at 7:38 pm)Christian Wrote:
(January 16, 2013 at 7:30 pm)apophenia Wrote: I'm curious. You stopped posting on July 1st, and resumed posting on January 1st. Any reason for the gap? Why did you decide to start posting again?

My Church went on a retreat in July as my Pastor was saying the our Lord's return is imminent. He told us to go back on 31st December and continue preaching the Gospel as it has not been preached enough around the world.

(January 16, 2013 at 7:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: That's when they restored his internet privileges at the asylum.

I didn't understand you.

Let me correct some things here. Here is what you should say if you were honest with yourself.

"My gang club went on a Kool Aid drinking junket in July as my Snake Oil overlord was saying the our Fictional super hero's return is imminent. He told us to go back on 31st December and continue preaching this nonsense as it has not been peddled enough around the world, even though it has."

There, that's much better.
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#42
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 16, 2013 at 7:42 pm)Ryantology Wrote: The difference between proving the existence of stars and proving the existence of God is, if someone asked an astronomer to prove the existence of stars, he or she could actually do it.

No difference. If someone asked a Christian to prove the existence of Jesus Christ, our Lord, we could actually do it. Ever heard of the Bible?
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#43
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
Quote:Or the god of ANY holy book, for that matter?

*stares at pointedly*

Insha'allah brother.
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#44
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 16, 2013 at 7:44 pm)Christian Wrote: No difference. If someone asked a Christian to prove the existence of Jesus Christ, our Lord, we could actually do it. Ever heard of the Bible?

Lmao. Reminds me of Louis Theroux talking to a member of the westboro baptist church.



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#45
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
Hey. HEY. Christian. How come you're ignoring me. Big Grin
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#46
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 16, 2013 at 7:44 pm)Christian Wrote: No difference. If someone asked a Christian to prove the existence of Jesus Christ, our Lord, we could actually do it. Ever heard of the Bible?

Oooh! I know the answer to this one!


When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#47
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
Quote: Ever heard of the Bible?

Yep. Pretty much a pile of horseshit.

What else have you got?
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#48
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 16, 2013 at 7:51 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Hey. HEY. Christian. How come you're ignoring me. Big Grin

I didn't. What was your question again?
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#49
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 16, 2013 at 7:44 pm)Christian Wrote:
(January 16, 2013 at 7:42 pm)Ryantology Wrote: The difference between proving the existence of stars and proving the existence of God is, if someone asked an astronomer to prove the existence of stars, he or she could actually do it.

No difference. If someone asked a Christian to prove the existence of Jesus Christ, our Lord, we could actually do it. Ever heard of the Bible?
You have convinced me! Worship (large) praise Jesus Worship (large)

The bible is not proof... If i read a book about a unicorn, does that make it true? No.
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#50
RE: God of the Bible Exists!
(January 16, 2013 at 8:56 pm)Ethan1581 Wrote: The bible is not proof... If i read a book about a unicorn, does that make it true? No.

You don't get it, do you?
Your argument is invalid to start off with. Do you realize that unicorns are just imaginary, mythical characters? Why compare them with God, whose evidence for existence is all around us.
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