Christian Astrology

[Brakeman]

[Kayenneh]

Do you really need to ask?

[ThatMuslimGuy]

Revelations 12:
A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. 2 She was pregnant and cried out in pain as she was about to give birth. 3 Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on its heads. 4 Its tail swept a third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to the earth. The dragon stood in front of the woman who was about to give birth, so that it might devour her child the moment he was born. 5 She gave birth to a son, a male child, who “will rule all the nations with an iron scepter.”[a] And her child was snatched up to God and to his throne. 6 The woman fled into the wilderness to a place prepared for her by God, where she might be taken care of for 1,260 days.

[Minimalist]

No. They sound like they were written by a bunch of ignorant desert goat herders.

[Something completely different]

Qur'an 15:19

And the earth We have spread out (like a carpet); set thereon mountains firm and immovable; and produced therein all kinds of things in due balance.

Qur'an 20:53

He Who has, made for you the earth like a carpet spread out; has enabled you to go about therein by roads (and channels); and has sent down water from the sky." With it have We produced diverse pairs of plants each separate from the others.

Allah U Hakbar.

Let us drive these unbelievers over the edge of our flat earth!!!

[Ryantology]

Or a crazy person on the wildest mescaline trip ever.

[Kayenneh]

Or a crazy person on the wildest mescaline trip ever.

Nah, where is the awesome psychedelic rock music in that case? Why only a shitty book?

[Ethan1581]

It was either some really strong drugs or a very bad hallucination.

[Drich]

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