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Earth - Proof of God?
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RE: Earth - Proof of God?
See, this is the sort of thing that I find so ridiculous about god claims (and which chances are high that Christian is parodying). First we get the WLC-style blind leap into the Twilight Zone, where we start with some random observation of the natural world and then launch ourselves straight to "therefore God" with nothing in between the two. Alternatively, we're asked to just accept the existence of the most impossibly unlikely entity it's possible to imagine, then for evidence we're presented with, say, a tree. Or in this case the Earth. Either way it's a textbook argument from ignorance, not to mention insulting to the intelligence.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: Earth - Proof of God?
Quote:BTW, I have this bridge in Brooklyn that I desperately need to sell, its a 100% christian bridge too!

Yeah...it lets you walk over water, too!
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#13
RE: Earth - Proof of God?
(February 5, 2013 at 5:39 am)Christian Wrote: My Pastor told me something today that confirmed to me, beyond all doubts, that my Lord exists. I hope the below explanation makes sense to you too and you are to decide the truth in this.

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Out of hundreds of planets in the universe, why is the earth only one supporting life? Because someone made it that way. We have explored the whole universe and only the earth supports life. That is evidence enough for something higher than all of us.

That explains all the UFO sightings. It's your pastor and his friends returning in their flying saucers after they've explored the whole universe. Big Grin
Badger Badger Badger Badger Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
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#14
RE: Earth - Proof of God?
God is proof of God. We do not need anything else. After all what better proof is there of your existance than you? If you want real proof A/S/K for it, and we are told that whatever obstical we need moved, God will move.
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RE: Earth - Proof of God?
God is the claim. A claim is never proof of the claim.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#16
RE: Earth - Proof of God?
(February 5, 2013 at 12:38 pm)Drich Wrote: God is proof of God. We do not need anything else. After all what better proof is there of your existance than you? If you want real proof A/S/K for it, and we are told that whatever obstical we need moved, God will move.

Shit is proof of shit! You dont need to trample into it! Smell it! Smear it arround your face! Or observe it swiming in you local rivers!

is different to:

Unichorns exist! I have seen them in movies! In books! But never myself - yet they must exist for they exist in popular culture and in the hearts and minds of so many! Unichorns are therefor the proof for unichorns!
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#17
RE: Earth - Proof of God?
I'm not going to give this guy the satisfaction what a bad POE! Do tell me Mr POE, when did you lose your faith?
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#18
RE: Earth - Proof of God?
(February 5, 2013 at 5:39 am)Christian Wrote: My Pastor told me something today that confirmed to me, beyond all doubts, that my Lord exists. I hope the below explanation makes sense to you too and you are to decide the truth in this.

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Out of hundreds of planets in the universe, why is the earth only one supporting life? Because someone made it that way. We have explored the whole universe and only the earth supports life. That is evidence enough for something higher than all of us.

I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and consider that possibly you just didn't think this through. One reason is that you've not made a second post in this thread, which would be understandable if you realize your mistake and are at a loss.

So the question is: will you slink away and pretend it didn't happen or admit that you made a mistake?

BTW, enough of these moments of 'aha, something convincing for God!' followed by 'oh, crap!' can lead to atheism.
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#19
RE: Earth - Proof of God?
(February 5, 2013 at 12:38 pm)Drich Wrote: God is proof of God.

And as there is no god, there is no proof of god and therefore there is no god. Hence proven.
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RE: Earth - Proof of God?
(February 5, 2013 at 12:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: God is the claim. A claim is never proof of the claim.
Actualy no, the claim you are refering to is lack of proof. It is only in that instance that God Himself can not be considered 'proof.'

Otherwise if I claim to have a son 13 years old, then the only way to truly proove that i have a son 13 years old is to produce said son. Like wise If God claims that "I Am" then the onis is on God to produce said proof. The only stipulation being we must seek after said 'proof' His way.

A/S/K for God. God shows up. How much more 'proof' is needed?

(February 5, 2013 at 1:07 pm)genkaus Wrote:
(February 5, 2013 at 12:38 pm)Drich Wrote: God is proof of God.

And as there is no god, there is no proof of god and therefore there is no god. Hence proven.

I personally do not have proof that you mother ever existed. Does my exposure to what you obviously know to be true, dictate the whole of reality? If no, then why should what I know to be true (as limited as that is) repersent or dictate the whole of reality for everyone else? If it shouldn't. Then why does your limited knoweledge of the universe dictate or repersent reality for me?? Because you said so? Because it is what you believe by Faith? again what makes what you believe by faith superior to what I believe?
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