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The Empirical Proof of God
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The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 4:37 pm
Turn around very quickly. Did you see god? No you didn’t. Why? Because he’s invisible. Therefore god exists.
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 9:43 pm
I turned around and saw a picture of Elvis on the wall. Therefore Elvis is god.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 9:53 pm
(February 7, 2013 at 9:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I turned around and saw a picture of Elvis on the wall. Therefore Elvis is god.

Confused Fall So did I! My roommate has a picture of Elvis and it was right behind me!! This COULDN'T be a coincidence!!!!

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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 9:54 pm
I saw a reflection of myself in a mirror. Ergo, I'm god.

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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 9:54 pm (This post was last modified: February 7, 2013 at 9:54 pm by Nine.)
Big green fire door.
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 9:58 pm
I turned around and saw three of my cats. Therefore, polytheism.
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 10:05 pm
I turned around and saw my Labrador Retriever, therefore Dog.
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 10:17 pm
(February 7, 2013 at 9:53 pm)Darkstar Wrote:
(February 7, 2013 at 9:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I turned around and saw a picture of Elvis on the wall. Therefore Elvis is god.

Confused Fall So did I! My roommate has a picture of Elvis and it was right behind me!! This COULDN'T be a coincidence!!!!

Omnipresence ftw!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 10:22 pm
(February 7, 2013 at 10:05 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I turned around and saw my Labrador Retriever, therefore Dog.

Dog? As is god backwards!?! Run away, it's the anti-christ!!!
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
February 7, 2013 at 10:22 pm
(February 7, 2013 at 10:22 pm)Darkstar Wrote:
(February 7, 2013 at 10:05 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I turned around and saw my Labrador Retriever, therefore Dog.

Dog? As is god backwards!?! Run away, it's the anti-christ!!!

Dog is the patron saint of dyslexics everywhere.
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