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The Empirical Proof of God
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
(February 7, 2013 at 10:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Dog is the patron saint of dyslexics everywhere.

And Santa is their devil.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
(February 7, 2013 at 10:27 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 7, 2013 at 10:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Dog is the patron saint of dyslexics everywhere.

And Santa is their devil.

I would have sold my soul to Santa, if not for the unfortunately non-delivery of one minibike many many years ago.
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RE: The Empirical Proof of God
The other side of my door is red and has the number 14 on it.
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