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Hilarious quotes by theists.
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#61
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm
(September 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: Have you all heard of the website fundies say the darndest things? Comedy gold.

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#62
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 11, 2009 at 11:35 am
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#63
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Yeah I got mine from there.
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#64
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Quote:Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

- Bart Simpson


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#65
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
(September 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm)UpNorth Wrote:
Quote:Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

- Bart Simpson


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Oh shit, that's funny!
I thought this was hilarious: (signature of a fellow member, which I have forgotten the name of)
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#66
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
That would be Kyu Smile
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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#67
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
(September 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm)Saerules Wrote: That would be Kyu Smile

God rest his soul

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#68
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
September 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm
1. He's not dead. So I don't know why you put it that way.

2. He doesn't believe in God, so he may consider that an insult. So know why you put it that way.

3. I get the sentiment Tongue

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#69
RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
November 30, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I find the ignorance of some people very hilarious.
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
December 1, 2009 at 11:52 am
Me too. Hard not to laugh out loud sometimes though, lol. That is, it's hard not to when sometimes you perhaps.... really shouldn't, lol.

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