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Hilarious quotes by theists.
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Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Come on, you all know a few! Like the quote in Adrian's sig. Here's a nice one:

AV1611VET, Christian Forums Wrote:There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 28, 2009 at 4:36 am
Awesome thread ... I will keep my eyes peeled and check my database!

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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 28, 2009 at 1:49 pm (This post was last modified: August 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm by fr0d0.)
I liked this one:

"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie - JohnR7, Christian forums [2006-Nov-04] "

Then there's:

"To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible. - Ia Orana, MSN Miss Manners [2008-Jan-01] "

Huh

Or:

"A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him. - MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [2007-Jan-08] "

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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm
WOW! The clarity!

Well, I'm converted to creationism.

That quote is funny hehe. To sum it up in three words from me: What utter bullshit.

That's to sum the quote up...not evolution.

(Oh and I was lying before about being converted...ooh shock horror!).

I might just have to look through my MSN convo history for some quotes...

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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm
(August 28, 2009 at 1:50 pm)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote: I might just have to look through my MSN convo history for some quotes...

Yeah me too Tongue Haha!

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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm
(August 28, 2009 at 2:21 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: There's a quote on here but I'm too nice to use it, I'm that good! Angel

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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 29, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Check this one out...

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 29, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Dumb as a bag of cunt hair, Sam.

He must be a bishop of something!
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 29, 2009 at 9:47 pm
So were a branch off of Muslims..... Great... now that explains a lot....lololol
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RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
August 29, 2009 at 9:52 pm
(August 29, 2009 at 9:47 pm)Samson Wrote: So were a branch off of Muslims..... Great... now that explains a lot....lololol



Wait.....wait.... I have this sudden urge to wrap myself in dynamite and walk into a church. I think I'll have a beer and think it over.


Oh wait...that would fuck up the whole muslim thing, wouldn't it?

No wonder the sorry sons-of-bitches are always so pissed off. Can't drink and can't get laid. I'd look to blow myself up, too.
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