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Does God have a penis?
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god definitely has a massive cock, he used it to part the red sea i believe, he just cock slapped it apart
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.  (February 17, 2013 at 1:06 pm)cato123 Wrote:(February 17, 2013 at 11:40 am)ThomM Wrote: IF you look at the myth - there are three gods - a Father - a Son - and a Holy Ghost. Gods are Fictional characters from fairy tales, legends, and myths. The only way they reproduce is when the humans that write about them - print more nonsense about them. IF homosexual reproduction did exist - it would have to be a form of asexual reproduction. 
CleanShavenJesus
The Man for His Time and Place  Religious Views: Church of the Latter-Day Dude (Dudeism)
God is not an animal. I don't think he has a penis, or needs a penis.
ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water ![[Image: YAAgdMk.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FYAAgdMk.gif)  RE: Does God have a penis?
February 18, 2013 at 1:54 pm
(This post was last modified: February 18, 2013 at 1:56 pm by Minimalist.)
Oh, but we are made in his "image," Lame-o. It says so in your own stupid book.
Quote:27 So God created mankind in his own image, |
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