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Let's play the birthday game!

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Let's play the birthday game!
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#11
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 18, 2013 at 7:06 pm
I went out with my dog because the voices told me to.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#12
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 18, 2013 at 8:54 pm
i went out with a policeman because thats what i do, sounds a bit gay


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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#13
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 18, 2013 at 9:01 pm
I choked on a Mexican because that's what I do.

No, I'm reasonably certain that is in fact what I don't do.
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#14
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 18, 2013 at 9:13 pm
I'm starting to wonder if some of these are more like subconscious confessions that just happen to coincide with the list, like mine was.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#15
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 18, 2013 at 9:19 pm
I smacked your mom because I'm hot and do what I want.
Well, hottest asshole of the year award goes to me!
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RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 18, 2013 at 9:40 pm (This post was last modified: February 18, 2013 at 9:44 pm by Mystical.)
I smacked your mom because your mom told me to.

I'd say hottest asshole of the year goes to me not because I do what I want but because
I do what your mama wantsWink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#17
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 19, 2013 at 12:08 am
I choked on a football player because I`m hot and I do what I want.
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#18
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 19, 2013 at 12:19 am
I went out with a pickle because I'm retarded.

Yeah, I've confessed worse :p
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#19
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 19, 2013 at 2:52 am
I ate the computer, because I was drunk. Yup, sounds like me Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#20
RE: Let's play the birthday game!
February 19, 2013 at 3:14 am
I choked on a Llama because I was drunk.


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