An Online Madlib

[RonaldReagansGhost666]

I just felt like organizing a fun little activity. All you have to do is complete this short little madlib and then copy and paste your results on the comments section down below.

Now, here's what I received:

One night, my sexy crush, my own dick and balls wanted to make out with me but i didnt let him cuz he had a a cup of shit on his lip. I almost kissed my own dick and balls but then i saw The Germans are Coming and i was starstruck, he made my elbow pound, skip a thump when i see her in the street and yeh. Jared penis hit me in hand and i ran away with a big turtleneck. END.

[Something completely different]

One night, my polnischer crush, Hans wanted to make out with me but i didnt let him cuz he had a Kraut on his lip. I almost kissed Albert but then i saw Friz and i was starstruck, he made my Schwanz pound, skip a thump when i see her in the street and yeh. Franz Arsch hit me in Brustwarzen and i ran away with a big turtleneck. END.

[RonaldReagansGhost666]

One night, my polnischer crush, Hans wanted to make out with me but i didnt let him cuz he had a Kraut on his lip. I almost kissed Albert but then i saw Friz and i was starstruck, he made my Schwanz pound, skip a thump when i see her in the street and yeh. Franz Arsch hit me in Brustwarzen and i ran away with a big turtleneck. END.

My God, Germans, that was one of the most hilarious results of a madlib I have read so far!