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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?

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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 18, 2013 at 9:52 am
A diet without spaghetti is hell.

On a side note, I have verbal communication with the FSM on G+ if you'd like me to ask His Noodliness questions.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 19, 2013 at 1:42 am
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm)Phish Wrote: A question i must ask is: Is it a sin to eat pasta?

If so, everyone in Italy shall be going to our hell.


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And those who eat ramen noodles go to purgatory.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 20, 2013 at 9:57 pm
(March 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm)A_Nony_Mouse Wrote: And those who eat ramen noodles go to purgatory.

But it'll probably be a short stay.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 21, 2013 at 2:12 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2013 at 2:12 am by KichigaiNeko.)
(March 20, 2013 at 9:39 pm)A_Nony_Mouse Wrote: And those who eat ramen noodles go to purgatory.

But do they have Parmesan. there?
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
March 21, 2013 at 3:07 am
Nah, probably just Grana Padano Tongue
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March 21, 2013 at 4:00 am (This post was last modified: March 21, 2013 at 4:02 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Yay!! I love Grana Padano! Especially when the gelt is tight.

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All though Parmigiano-Reggiano is preferred. Smile
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April 15, 2013 at 7:44 pm
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
April 15, 2013 at 7:50 pm
As explained to me by my pastor "Argh, ye skivvy dog, yer gotta wersh it down with a PBR or it's not kosher"
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
April 15, 2013 at 8:37 pm (This post was last modified: April 15, 2013 at 8:38 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Cannibalism of one's deity is a well-established tradition and has been for two millennia.

And since I'm on a big Oz kick, here's a quote from the first season between a cannibal and the chaplain:
Mukada: Catholicism is nifty?
Groves: You have that whole mystical transubstantiation bit going.
Mukada: That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.
Groves: So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.
Mukada: That's right.
Groves: Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?

I wish I could find the video of that scene.
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