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I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
(March 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm)Phish Wrote: A question i must ask is: Is it a sin to eat pasta?

If so, everyone in Italy shall be going to our hell.


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No, eating of earthly pasta is rite of holy communion with the heavenly pasta without which there can be no salvation of the soul.


(March 18, 2013 at 9:52 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: A diet without spaghetti is hell.


Yes, in the heart of every pastafarian there is a hole which only pasta can fill.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
(March 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm)Phish Wrote: A question i must ask is: Is it a sin to eat pasta?

If so, everyone in Italy shall be going to our hell.


Big Grin

It's the easiest way to get His Noodlyness inside of you... of course it isn't a sin! It is an activity to be encouraged by all of his creation! Tiger
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Re: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
Italy is heaven.
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
(March 17, 2013 at 5:05 pm)LastPoet Wrote: No, His Holy Noodliness wants you to embrace his pasta way. Hell, Catholics eat the flesh and blood of Christ, AKA God, for whatever warped reason there is. (transubstantiantion for you laymen).

My take is that priests do enjoy the blood part, lots of it.

What about consubstanciation?
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
(April 28, 2013 at 3:52 pm)Tex Wrote: What about consubstanciation?

That's what laxatives are for.
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