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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
April 28, 2013 at 3:52 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 5:05 pm)LastPoet Wrote: No, His Holy Noodliness wants you to embrace his pasta way. Hell, Catholics eat the flesh and blood of Christ, AKA God, for whatever warped reason there is. (transubstantiantion for you laymen).
My take is that priests do enjoy the blood part, lots of it.
What about consubstanciation?
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RE: I'm a Pastafarian Will i go to hell if i eat spaghetti?
April 28, 2013 at 8:13 pm
(April 28, 2013 at 3:52 pm)Tex Wrote: What about consubstanciation?
That's what laxatives are for.
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