Hello everyone,
Jesus has finally returned and boy am I angry! The meek might get the world, but not until the strong are done with it, and by then they made a nice mess of it.
But I digress, some facts about me:
Atheist -- militant, hardcore, bastard edition
BMI -- used to be around 25, but now due to a lust for bread, I'm on the fat side of thin or the thin side of fat, whichever is more appealing to wimmin. Hey baby, hey baby! Hurry up! I can only suck in this gut so long.
Hair -- bald, but quite sexy nonetheless.
Farm Animals -- sure, but only if they've been recently tested.
I iz in educated real gud like in merkin schools and don't tolarate noonsens from religous fuls.
I like women, cars, music, women, cooking, doom metal, women and bread baking. And women.
I look forward to polishing some of my religious counter arguments and sharpening my steel against whosoever I might engage or enrage. To be considered a "good day" in JHC land, enraging is usually sufficient.
I don't like the uber religious much, unless they bake good bread or play some doomy guitar in drop A. Or are hot. And a chick.
So greetings to one and all.
I think that about covers it.
Jesus has finally returned and boy am I angry! The meek might get the world, but not until the strong are done with it, and by then they made a nice mess of it.
But I digress, some facts about me:
Atheist -- militant, hardcore, bastard edition
BMI -- used to be around 25, but now due to a lust for bread, I'm on the fat side of thin or the thin side of fat, whichever is more appealing to wimmin. Hey baby, hey baby! Hurry up! I can only suck in this gut so long.
Hair -- bald, but quite sexy nonetheless.
Farm Animals -- sure, but only if they've been recently tested.
I iz in educated real gud like in merkin schools and don't tolarate noonsens from religous fuls.
I like women, cars, music, women, cooking, doom metal, women and bread baking. And women.
I look forward to polishing some of my religious counter arguments and sharpening my steel against whosoever I might engage or enrage. To be considered a "good day" in JHC land, enraging is usually sufficient.
I don't like the uber religious much, unless they bake good bread or play some doomy guitar in drop A. Or are hot. And a chick.
So greetings to one and all.
I think that about covers it.
