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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.
Sun in Cancer
He weighs words carefully and is tenacious. A calm and discreet nature, tender, thoughtful, sensitive and impressionable. He likes group life.
Weaknesses: He is humble, timid, changeable, indecisive, lazy, over-sensitive and prickly. Easily influenced by the family.
Moon in Capricorn
Fearful, taciturn, reserved. Attracted to politics. Has few friends because of reserved nature. Success comes by means of other people, who recognize his qualities.
Weaknesses: material worries, savings, restrictions. Does not get carried away by love.
Mercury in Leo
Ambitious, sincere, loyal, friendly and full of good cheer. Great sense of organization. Likes children and leisure time.
Weaknesses: likes to play games too much and can go too far, in spite of himself. Likes to play-act and do about-turns, which surprise and upset those concerned. Likes to take risks in jest and for amusement.
Venus in Gemini
\"Gift of the gab\", always finds the right expression. A good talker, refined, with a love of the Arts. Two-sided in emotional affairs, flirtatious. Superficial emotions. Countless and inconstant love affairs. Likes to play love games.
Weaknesses: Instability and fickleness in love. Often goes too far in love because of the desire to flirt and play on the other person, who will often suffer - but that is not his problem. Inconstant in love, which is ephemeral: he is unfaithful and can sometimes speak caustically.
Mars in Gemini
He speaks a lot, likes to spar verbally, discussions, disputes, polemic, criticism.
Weaknesses: he scolds and declaims. Words can be bitter and aggressive.
Jupiter in Cancer
Peaceful, calm nature. Fertile imagination. Likes home life and material comforts. A good cook, because he is relatively greedy and takes pleasure in conjuring up little things that are good to eat.
Weakness: He likes to eat too much, likes own home and comfort too much and has the tendency to be a stay-at-home, going out without any pleasure because home is always best.
Saturn in Pisces
Misanthropic, with a sullen humor. He likes to live in solitude, in contemplation. Likes to work alone.
Uranus in Virgo
Not a strong character. He is unstable but has good intuition. He is sometimes ingenious.
Neptune in Scorpio
Investigation, inquiry, secrets.
Pluto in Virgo
Takes away his shyness.
Sign and ascendant
Cancer ascendant Gemini
The planets in the houses
The planetary positions in the houses express the facts relative to destiny.
Sun in II
Financial ambition. Lucrative job, he satisfies his needs, which are substantial. Moves money about a lot and sometimes spends recklessly.
Moon in VIII
He has a tendency to bad dreams. Possibly has romantic phantasies. Is interested in the occult.
Mercury in III
Deep studies. Adaptable. He is attracted to the Arts/letters. He knows how to share ideas. Moves around a lot professionally. He can easily keep many irons in the fire at the same time.
Venus in XII
He is devoted to sick or impoverished people. Can be in the medical or social professions. He likes animals, tranquility, peace and solitude. He has secret love affairs.
Mars in I
He gets angry and carried away a lot. He is provocative, impulsive, dynamic and bold. Great spirit of enterprise. He has a great need of activity and throws himself into projects without thinking of the consequences of possible setbacks, nor of the dangers that may arise.
Jupiter in II
Easygoing over money matters, no credit problems, increases his inheritance. He earns good money, without too much effort. He enjoys what he has.
Saturn in XI
He appreciates the company of older people of intelligence and good counsel. These will help success in professional life. He has few friends and has difficulty in finding a partner. He is very reserved.
Uranus in IV
He is very independent. His independence begins vis-...-vis the family circle. He does not like bureaucracy, administration, and has problems as a result. He has avant-garde ideas, he is original and does not tolerate constraints on his freedom.
Neptune in VI
He is more prone than most to the bad influence of alcohol, medicines and drugs. To be avoided at all costs.
The houses in the signs
Ascendant in Gemini
He is sociable, without a doubt a little gossipy. Tends to forget set objectives. Likes to write.
House II in Cancer
Financial success might come late, if it will come in the commercial field.
House III in Cancer
Any travel that he does will only be to visit family or friends . Family and dear ones are very important to him, they can always count on him in times of difficulty or trouble.
House IV in Leo
Conducts family life like a business, rigorously and authoritatively. Great sense of organization, looks after what he possesses well.
House V in Virgo
He does not lack for practical sense to run his business and home: He is ingenious and good with his hands. He is modest and prudish.
House VI in Scorpio
Likes risky professions. Weak point: the genital area.
House VII in Sagittarius
Either marriage with a foreigner, or a marriage abroad, or marriage with a foreigner abroad.
House VIII in Capricorn
Natural death in very old age. Inheritances.
House IX in Capricorn
Respects the religion in which he was brought up as a child, still holds this belief.
Likes justice and loyalty.
House X in Aquarius
Success in teaching. Likes contact with others, to speak and explain.
House XI in Pisces
Has only a few friends, but with these the friendship is sincere and frank.
House XII in Taurus
Business affairs will have their highs and lows, financial loss can be heavy.
Interplanetary aspects
The interplanetary aspects have a strong influence on the character and disposition of the individual and, consequently, on his destiny.
The conjunction aspect is variable and depends above all on the nature of the conjoint planets.
601 Conjunction Sun - Jupiter
He has high social ambitions, respects justice and the law. He is tolerant, optimistic, kindly. He has every chance for professional success in a strictly legal setting.
222 Sextile Mercury - Venus
He looks on the bright side of life: he is gay, agreeable, optimistic, sociable. He likes to speak and write, and does both with charm and artistry. His intellectual pleasures are influenced by his feelings. He is amorous and sensual. He likes beauty, the Arts but also travelling.
174 Conjunction Venus - Ascendant
He likes everything beautiful, the Arts, balance and harmony. He is amiable and sociable. He likes entertainment and has a loving nature.
160 Conjunction Uranus - Pluto
He fights to improve his daily life, he is persevering.
-133 Opposition Sun - Moon
-63 Opposition Moon - Jupiter
He is indifferent to others, to those who surround him: he is negligent and indecisive. He likes excess, gambling and his honesty is elastic. This aspect does not help professional success, especially as he tends to spend more than he earns.
51 Sextile Jupiter - Uranus
He knows what's going on at a glance. He thirsts after knowledge, and is a good organizer. He is very independent, likes his freedom of action, is a non-conformist. He is very agreeable company and is always in demand.
38 Sextile Jupiter - Pluto
He likes to direct, is intelligent and is an organizer of the first order.
31 Sextile Uranus - Neptune
28 Trine Mercury - Saturn
18 Sextile Neptune - Pluto
9 Trine Jupiter - Neptune
He is very generous and altruistic, helping people in difficulty or sick people. He knows how to listen or, at least, how to give that impression. He is a dreamer, with lots of imagination: he likes the Arts.
-8 Square Mars - Saturn
He is only interested in doing something if there are problems attached: once these are solved, he goes on to something else which has complications. He likes to overcome obstacles, is tough, does not have too many feelings, especially in business. He is egoistic, violent and stubborn. He does not always make friends.
-3 Square Uranus - Ascendant
He is inconstant, lacks control and is nervous.
-1 Square Pluto - Ascendant
He imposes his will by force, violence.
(April 22, 2013 at 4:12 pm)Baalzebutt Wrote: ok, try this:
born July 2, 1966 at 3:23 am in phoenix, arizona
Actually, I was just fucking with you. Those were completely random stats....
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
April 23, 2013 at 5:25 pm (This post was last modified: April 23, 2013 at 6:06 pm by Darkstar.)
I'll bite, let's see what they got here.
Sun in Aries
He has a strong personality and an entrepreneurial spirit. He is ambitious and self-willed, stubborn, obstinate and tenacious.--Tenacious sure. Entrepreneurial spirit? No. Obstinate and stubborn? No.
Weaknesses: nervousness, impulsiveness, wastefulness, provoking nature, restlessness and changeability.--Impulsive? No way. Wasteful? The exact opposite. Provoking nature? What does that even mean? Changeability? What does this mean?
Moon in Sagittarius
Likes to throw himself into the unknown and into adventure: he is agile, tough and enthusiastic. Attracted to long voyages, to discover the unknown.--Uhh...maybe sometimes. Although I find myself being apathetic about a lot of things. What exactly am I supposedly enthusiastic about? Physically or emotionally tough? How agile? (I'm pretty weak)
Weaknesses: takes great risks in throwing himself into the unknown and into adventure. Audacious, bold and rebellious. Unable to stay in one place, is always ready to risk everything to achieve his goal.--Uhh...no.
Mercury in Pisces
Fertile imagination, kind, good. Capable and flexible mind, but a little artificial.--I hate it when people are fake/artificial. "Good" is too vague for me to agree with. (Wait, flexible? I thought it said I was obstinate before...)
Weaknesses: melancholy, gullibility. Tendency to illusions, fears and apprehensiveness.--Everyone feels sad sometimes, but I'm not naturally depressed/depressing. I am gullible and have a tenancy towards illusions? Why wasn't I informed? And what fears, exactly?
Venus in Aries
Brief passions, love as a \"flash in the pan\". Bursts of friendship or embracing of causes that cannot be justified or which turn out not to be what they promised at the start. Becomes drunk with love or passion. A spendthrift.--This couldn't be farther from the truth.
Weaknesses: fickleness, sudden passions, too swift and unconsidered flights of enthusiasm.--Same with this.
Mars in Pisces
He is choleric, boils over, and easily gets exasperated. He has difficulty in controlling himself.--
Weaknesses: The constraints of society can provoke him to great anger. Religious extremists in particular can drive him insane. These rages can put him in very unpleasant situations.--Wait...religious extremists? They may be onto...can drive him insane. These rages can put him in very unpleasant situations...no.
Jupiter in Scorpio
He is provocative, brusque, offensive. Very pretentious and opinionated, with lots of authority and ambition. Possibility of a large family.--Show of hands, who finds me offensive and provacative?
Misanthropic, with a sullen humor. He likes to live in solitude, in contemplation. Likes to work alone.--Maybe because I (probably) have a social disorder? (And I'm not a misanthrope, despite the number of stupid people out there).
Uranus in Capricorn
A great battler. He has so much power, that one thinks nothing can defeat him. His mission in society, in the world means everything to him.--What mission?
Neptune in Capricorn
He is discerning, wise and sensible.--Maybe...how discerning are we talking? I'm not that discerning (of what?).
Pluto in Scorpio
Great sexual activity.
279 Conjunction Mercury - Mars
He likes to discuss, likes polemic. He has good judgement and is determined. He is a worker and has lots of energy. He has a lively intelligence and goes to the heart of things.-- This might actually be somewhat accurate (i.e. my debates).
234 Trine Sun - Moon
He has lots of vitality. He likes public life, he is popular and his company is appreciated. He is balanced, at ease with himself and gets on very well with his parents.--Public life? Popular? Who are we talking about again? What does having lots of vitality mean? I'm not peppy or anything. (Likes public life? I thought it said I was a hermit earlier...)
145 Conjunction Uranus - Neptune
75 Sextile Uranus - Pluto
He fights to improve his daily life, he is persevering.--Maybe...ish. IDK
-63 Square Moon - Saturn
He has changeable moods, a reserved character, is stubborn and lacks assurance. His relationship with his mother is disturbing and difficult, he has considerable family problems. This is the standard aspect for children who are abandoned or lack maternal love.--I don't have family problems, nor mood swings (nor particular stubbornness). What does it mean to lack assurance? Assurance of what? (Wait...I thought it said I got along well with my parents in the last one...)
57 Trine Mercury - Jupiter
He is intelligent, has big ideas: he is tolerant and has a strong sense of justice. He has good judgement, good sense and has his feet on the ground. He has the \"gift of the gab\", and likes to speak, he also likes literature. He is erudite and will normally be successful socially.--Yes to the first part, but I do not have the "gift of the gab" and am a social failure. And no to having "big ideas" (whatever that means). And how intelligent is intelligent? (Subjectivity helps the confirmation bias).
-38 Square Venus - Uranus
He looks for new sensations in love and is often unsatisfied by affairs which quickly turn into purely conventional relationships. He likes novelty, adventure, the eccentric: he is frivolous, unstable, unfaithful. Marriage is not for him and, if he does throw himself into this adventure, it will end in divorce, written off as a youthful mistake. As a result of his numerous love affairs, he makes sure his line is continued.--Okay, seriously, who wrote this?
37 Conjunction Mercury - Saturn
29 Trine Mars - Jupiter
He has a good sense of organization, he is jovial, frank and sincere. He is full of dynamism and over-abundant energy. He loves life and takes all it has to offer. He likes sports and the outdoor life. He is successful professionally and emotionally. He usually has lots of children.--I don't care for sports and am not particularly jovial or overflowing with energy. "Takes all life has to offer" is too vague. Can't talk about the other things because I don't have a profession yet. (What is deemed emotional success? Never heard someone talk about being successful emotionally before...)
28 Sextile Mars - Neptune
His feelings are dominated by wisdom and geared towards the ideal. He likes water, sea voyages. He likes odd people.--But I can't swim...and define "odd". (Oh, that's right, they have to be vague.) Dominated by wisdom? What exactly does that mean?
24 Trine Jupiter - Saturn
He is serious, patient, honest, hard-working, orderly. His judgement is good and he thinks over things. He pursues his objectives to the bitter end, always knowing when to choose the right moment. He is upright and respects the law.--Maybe... (Patient? I thought it said I was easily exasperated before...)
7 Sextile Neptune - Pluto
-5 Square Venus - Neptune
He lacks self-confidence and his ideals are not easily to achieve. In love, he is unstable, unfaithful and deceitful. He is easy-going and follows others, he does not take the initiative.--Hear that guys? Apparently I'm unstable, unfaithful and deceitful. The more you know...
-4 Square Moon - Mercury
He is happy in his imaginary world and thus is happy nowhere, because he can never find his ideal world - thus causing a lot of change, instability and also disquiet. He is a liar, a gossip and leaves himself open to criticism. His lies save him. If the other aspects allow, he can be a very good novelist.--I would never lie save for protecting people (i.e. keeping my atheism secret).
It seems that you learned more about me from my rebuttals of these often inaccurate descriptions than you would have from the descriptions themselves.
Darkstar-1
Astrology-0
TL;DR: It was mostly inaccurate. Not to mention that there are contradictions in there too. Edited this quite a bit in the hide tags. I think this is the last edit.
Ok, let's see this guy run this lot through his 'calculator':
Born 23:59:59, Feb 31, 2012, about ten miles north-west of Birmingham.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
This week you’ll be asked to name a dead rapper that weighed under 300 pounds. No Biggie.
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
Your sign reeks of Libra this week, despite them saying they’ve been nowhere near it.
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
It’s probably a bad sign when your doctor asks how many units of alcohol you drink per week and you decline to answer without a lawyer.
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
Choose your favourite novel. Go to page 67. The third sentence along is what will happen to you this week.
What's your sign? I'm sure I can find something that will tell you what you already know about yourself.
(April 22, 2013 at 1:07 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: I need your exact birth day time even hours and minutes, city were you born.
Ill provide in detail persons character strong and weak sides and more.
Im serious, so please write real data.
I'll bite. Let's see what you've got
I pmed you the best data I could find.
Waiting for your feedback.
(April 24, 2013 at 5:58 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: ...
What's your sign? I'm sure I can find something that will tell you what you already know about yourself.
Gemini
You are a two-faced liar. You will do well with a career in politics, used car sales and making treaties with Indians.
What happened to my character report thing, then? Aren't I good enough?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
He sent mine (in the form of 9 PMs) but I never had the chance to give my own answers to an independent third party, so my experiment can't work. The results were as scattershot as I expected, of course.
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