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What if we run out of bacon?

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What if we run out of bacon?
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 10:38 am
Not long ago, I heard about artificial bacon... we can always make more of that! Wink
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 11:03 am
Pork sucks. Chicken is king.
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 1:40 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2013 at 1:42 pm by Jackalope.)
(April 28, 2013 at 9:36 am)Faith No More Wrote: I can live without bacon.

No, just no.
(April 28, 2013 at 10:38 am)pocaracas Wrote: Not long ago, I heard about artificial bacon... we can always make more of that! Wink

Have you eaten it? It might change your opinion.
(April 28, 2013 at 11:03 am)Gearbreak Wrote: Pork sucks.

More blasphemy.
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 1:55 pm
Well, it seems we will have to do without men some day. If we run out of men and bacon I'd be fine. More than fine. I'd develop powers to easily seduce women into thinking I'm bacon, and they'd love me the way I love a man's sausage, a woman's melons, Stellas and Heinekens. Cool Shades

Beer, on the other hand. If we ran out of beer I'd run out, too. Through the back door. Into the dark and scary alley. Naked. Requesting death.
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 1:56 pm
(April 28, 2013 at 10:38 am)pocaracas Wrote: Not long ago, I heard about artificial bacon... we can always make more of that! Wink

Yes, I have read that scientists are able of growing bacon from stem cells.
Praise science!
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 2:32 pm
I don't care. I don't even like bacon. Why does everybody like bacon so much?

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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 2:33 pm
DOWN WITH BACON!
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 2:36 pm
(April 28, 2013 at 1:55 pm)jrsm_10 Wrote: they'd love me the way I love a man's sausage

I think I just came.
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 29, 2013 at 1:01 am
(April 28, 2013 at 2:36 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(April 28, 2013 at 1:55 pm)jrsm_10 Wrote: they'd love me the way I love a man's sausage

I think I just came.

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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 29, 2013 at 3:31 am
(April 28, 2013 at 2:32 pm)Darkstar Wrote: I don't care. I don't even like bacon. Why does everybody like bacon so much?

*Runs for cover*

(April 28, 2013 at 2:33 pm)Gearbreak Wrote: DOWN WITH BACON!

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