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Tebow Cut By Jets
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Tebow Cut By Jets
May 1, 2013 at 2:21 am
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/29...77159.html

Apparently, being pals with jesus doesn't mean shit if you suck at football.
When you can't play for the Jets it is time to change careers..... or gods.


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RE: Tebow Cut By Jets
May 1, 2013 at 2:22 am
It's all part of God's plan, I'm sure.
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May 1, 2013 at 2:27 am
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RE: Tebow Cut By Jets
May 1, 2013 at 10:29 am
NFL GMs keep telling Tebow that god's plan for him involves learning how to run routes and protect a real passer's blind side, not tossing wobbly passes with a slow throwing motion and hideous mechanics.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: Tebow Cut By Jets
May 1, 2013 at 10:30 am (This post was last modified: May 1, 2013 at 10:30 am by KichigaiNeko.)
No one cares about your T-bow
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RE: Tebow Cut By Jets
May 1, 2013 at 11:30 am
Found it!
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