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Poll: Does this prove God exitense?
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Eels don't exist
28.57%
2 28.57%
Eels are just robots created by Thiests to prove God
42.86%
3 42.86%
A concidence (same like Evolution)
14.29%
1 14.29%
Who cares, I'm an Athiest
14.29%
1 14.29%
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Intelligent Design, Proof V
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Intelligent Design, Proof V
The existence of an external source of data

Eels

Their life cycle is amazing

Eels travel with the Gulf Stream across the ocean and, after one to three years, they recruit to coastal areas they migrate up rivers and streams, overcoming all sorts of natural challenges — sometimes by piling up their bodies by the tens of thousands to climb over obstacles — and they reach even the smallest of creeks.
They can move themselves over wet grass and dig through wet sand to reach upstream headwaters and ponds.

They make a journey of 6,000 km back to the same pond they were born!

Our concern is not about how they make it (it is unknown till now)
Whichever the method that they use, it will need external data about the location (and route) to take

This external source must be intelligent and have a purpose to send this data to eels

GOD
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#2
RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
For fuck's sake, you're not even trying anymore.
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#3
RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
The second option is just so beautiful...

* Violet wipes a tear from her eye.

Eels ARE just robots created by theists to prove the existence of GAD. Obviourfly.



(May 28, 2013 at 3:05 am)Ryantology Wrote: For fuck's sake, you're not even trying anymore.

Gurl: he trying so hard. You just don't know, man. You don't know what you're saying! Angry
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RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
(May 28, 2013 at 3:05 am)Ryantology Wrote: For fuck's sake, you're not even trying anymore.

The difference between his trying and not trying would be?
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#5
RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
(May 28, 2013 at 3:07 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Eels ARE just robots created by theists to prove the existence of GAD. Obviourfly.




But, but.. Isn't that a manatee..?
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RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
(May 28, 2013 at 2:51 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: This external source must be intelligent and have a purpose to send this data to eels

GOD

Actually, the general theory is magnetism. Same with salmon and pigeons. Science!

I'm pleased to see you're consistent in your use of the argument from ignorance, "Scholar." Because that's what you've used here, yet again: "I can't imagine a natural means for the eels to plot their path to a given location, and therefore god." Actually, no: you need to demonstrate that it actually is god doing this, and that's something you can't possibly demonstrate.

But I'll give you a chance, "Scholar:" I just provided a peer reviewed scientific paper of the eel's magnetic guidance. Can you provide anything similar, to confirm the eel's theological pathfinding?
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RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
(May 28, 2013 at 3:07 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: The second option is just so beautiful...

* Violet Lilly Blossom wipes a tear from her eye.

Eels ARE just robots created by theists to prove the existence of GAD. Obviourfly.
You are the beautiful one!
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RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
(May 28, 2013 at 3:16 am)Chuck Wrote:
(May 28, 2013 at 3:05 am)Ryantology Wrote: For fuck's sake, you're not even trying anymore.

The difference between his trying and not trying would be?

Math.
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RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
(May 28, 2013 at 3:20 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(May 28, 2013 at 2:51 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: This external source must be intelligent and have a purpose to send this data to eels

GOD

Actually, the general theory is magnetism. Same with salmon and pigeons. Science!

I'm pleased to see you're consistent in your use of the argument from ignorance, "Scholar." Because that's what you've used here, yet again: "I can't imagine a natural means for the eels to plot their path to a given location, and therefore god." Actually, no: you need to demonstrate that it actually is god doing this, and that's something you can't possibly demonstrate.
Again this doesn't prove God
It is proving the must for an intelligent, external source of Data.

Quote:But I'll give you a chance, "Scholar:" I just provided a peer reviewed scientific paper of the eel's magnetic guidance. Can you provide anything similar, to confirm the eel's theological pathfinding?
Even if it is true, this demonstrate the means not the data
If you have a GPS, It is useless without updating the maps into it.

Claiming that you got the GPS by evolution is ridiculous enough
but claiming that the GPS is loaded with all maps is ............... INSANE.
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RE: Intelligent Design, Proof V
(May 28, 2013 at 3:59 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: but claiming that the GPS is loaded with all maps is ............... INSANE.

I can only assume you lack the self-awareness to understand that is precisely the argument you're making, you just want to give your imaginary God credit for this phenomena instead of evolution.
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