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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.

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Yes, of course... it is my duty to assist the other creatures of the world in this completely beneficial endeavor. Smile
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No. I'm a lazy fucker... it's not like you'd want my help anyway.
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I might, but I'll need some convincing. Dog treats are helpful.
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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
June 1, 2013 at 8:53 am
Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:That's not how time zones work...

Well, stopping the sun isn't going to stop time anyway. I'm just trying to give you practical advice to avoid the sun, because you can't stop that shit.
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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
June 1, 2013 at 6:21 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2013 at 6:22 pm by Violet.)
(June 1, 2013 at 8:53 am)Faith No More Wrote:
Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:That's not how time zones work...

Well, stopping the sun isn't going to stop time anyway. I'm just trying to give you practical advice to avoid the sun, because you can't stop that shit.

It's not about stopping time, although doing so would also do what we're trying to do. Indirectly... it's also not a good solution, for a number of reasons.

It was about stopping the midnight sun from hitting the midnight sun on the first of june. And you CAN stop that shit Smile We could then allow it to resume upon the second of june, and everything would be fine.
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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
June 1, 2013 at 11:46 pm
Well then, you need one of these...

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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
June 1, 2013 at 11:51 pm
Happy Birthday darlin'
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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
June 1, 2013 at 11:52 pm
It is June 1 and I don't see the sun outside right now. Your efforts have obviously succeeded.
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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
June 2, 2013 at 12:16 am (This post was last modified: June 2, 2013 at 12:17 am by Violet.)
(June 1, 2013 at 11:52 pm)Ryantology Wrote: It is June 1 and I don't see the sun outside right now. Your efforts have obviously succeeded.

Cloudy days, sweeping the sun away!

I'm pretty sure that's how the song goes.
(June 1, 2013 at 11:51 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Happy Birthday darlin'

Shhh! Nobody knows! I'd like to keep it that way Smile
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