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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 6:22 am
(June 9, 2013 at 6:11 am)littleendian Wrote: (June 9, 2013 at 6:07 am)Dragonetti Wrote: I am offended your mom did not swallow you!
lol.
I'm offended by a complete dick having an avatar saying "don't be a dick"
I am offended by your dad not pulling out!
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 8:17 am
(June 9, 2013 at 6:22 am)Dragonetti Wrote: I am offended by your dad not pulling out!
I'm offended by your parents thinking it would be a good idea to mix their particular set of genes!
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 12:19 pm
I'm offended the supposed Canadian spelt putain wrong and you guys called him a girl then went off on yo mama jokes
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's
sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god
does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 12:23 pm
I'm offended by your criticism being oh soooo right.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 12:26 pm
Can't figure out if you're being sarcastic or flattering. Offended to the max
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's
sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god
does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 12:28 pm
That you didn't get it was intended as a sarcastic flattering is offensive.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 1:00 pm
I am offended that you were not offend to the max from the beginning.
and
I am offend by your molecules being together!
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 1:03 pm
I'm offended that your molecules are not together and that you're mostly empty space.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 2:39 pm
I am offended by everyone's use of "to the max" which is deeply offensive to me as I have nothing to do with it. I am more offended that the last poster didn't spot this.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 9, 2013 at 2:40 pm
I'm offended that you think there are people who aren't mostly empty space. Everything is mostly empty space because atoms are mostly empty space. Hmmmm.