Checkmate, atheists

[Savannahw]

Oh cool. Another fake news parody site. Looks like The Onion finally has some competition.

Oh, fuck me. I didn't even notice that...

We need to create a list somewhere.

[Rahul]

Oh, fuck me. I didn't even notice that...

haha. They've got some funny ones.

White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News Headquarters

[thesummerqueen]

Also, Here's a link that someone posted in there about how a poll showed that only 3% of the people surveyed actually prayed for people they told they would.

That's my buddy Richard Spall. He's awesome. When I left for my run, he kept me updated on the madness.

But yeah, I couldn't believe how many of those fuckers were espousing Christian love and then deciding at the drop of a dime that the devil was in me.

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You'll notice his pseudonym, Eric Hetvile, is an anagram of "vile heretic".

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Reading that FB post further ensures me that staying out of that social network is one of the few good choices I ever made on my life.

When you're interacting with just your friends, it's pretty cool. I have some hilarious friends, and I've made some even more hilarious friends off of intellectually good groups/pages. Like the HP Lovecraft Historical Society's page, or the Monster Talk Podcast page - those people are interested in cool things, or sciencey things, and many of them are hysterically funny.

Social media depends largely on how you use it. I don't travel onto posts like these expecting to find the bright bulbs in the box. I went there to troll, and it was like shooting fish in a barrel. It also proved my point yet again that Christards HAVE NO FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR. Seriously, if I said things like I did in a skeptic venue, people would laugh and banter back. Make fun of Jesus though and WOOOOOOOOO BUDDY, you better put on your boots, bucko, cuz it's goin' DOWN. Actually, I don't think I even made fun of Jesus, I just teased the people personally, and for that I was insulting to God.

[Rayaan]

It's so funny when people get stuck on the 'can't see' thing. You can't see the wind but I know it is there! Fucking morons. You can measure the wind, you can find out the cause of a headache and ultimately it can be measured too. It's such simplistic thinking but ultimately if this thought process wasn't derived from simple minded chodes they wouldn't be Christians (or Muslims or Jews) to start with.

You can't see time but you know it is there!

[festive1]

Umm... I didn't read all the comments (here or on FB), but please tell me someone pointed out giving cows milk to an infant can make a baby very ill.

[thesummerqueen]

It was mentioned several times, and dismissed in a number of ways.

[festive1]

If there really was a god maybe the guy in the story would have bought formula...

[Psykhronic]

Although without the baby around the bills would be more affordable. Thanks, God!

[Minimalist]

Fucking morons.

Yeah...that is what you're up against, Cap'n. They are so-desperate-to-believe that they say any stupid thing that pops into their heads.

Stay on them about their grammar, Summer. The ignorant need to be told they are, in fact, ignorant.

[thesummerqueen]

Every chance I get, Min. Trolling the sob story Christtards is my new past-time when I need to look busy at work.