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Fucking Cops
RE: Fucking Cops
(April 14, 2015 at 3:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Seems as if most of them are carried off on the shoulders of their fellow cops, actually.
True.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: Fucking Cops
I saw that about him being a cop wannabe. How on earth?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Fucking Cops
Apparently Min has managed to convince the Arizona police to not shoot all of their armed suspects.. They take a "different tact."





Quote:In all fairness he tried to grab his taser and accidentally grabbed his car keys
Find the cure for Fundementia!
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RE: Fucking Cops
Marana is about two hours south of me.  Apparently, it is full of assholes.

However, in NY, it takes 23 years to fix these little cop "mistakes."


http://www.newser.com/story/205465/ny-ju...years.html


Quote:NY Judge Slams 'Legend' Cop, Frees Man After 23 Years

Detective engaged in 'false and misleading practices,' she says

The system is horribly broken.
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RE: Fucking Cops
This is why everyone hates lawyers.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/04/attor...ht-to-him/


Quote:Attorney for Tulsa ‘pay to play’ cop blames victim Eric Harris for taking ‘the fight to him’

Yeah.  The man who was murdered because his client is a fucking idiot is to blame.
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RE: Fucking Cops
What do you call a thousand lawyers chained to the bottom of the sea.

A good start.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: Fucking Cops
(April 14, 2015 at 9:10 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Apparently Min has managed to convince the Arizona police to not shoot all of their armed suspects.. They take a "different tact."






Quote:In all fairness he tried to grab his taser and accidentally grabbed his car keys

Wow.  I think the first requirement for being a cop would be to foreswear preemptively killing citizens you think might pose a danger to you.  Cops who prefer to let 'god' sort them out should be in jail themselves.
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RE: Fucking Cops
Seems to be the last requirement.
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RE: Fucking Cops
(April 15, 2015 at 12:44 am)Minimalist Wrote: Marana is about two hours south of me.  Apparently, it is full of assholes.

However, in NY, it takes 23 years to fix these little cop "mistakes."


http://www.newser.com/story/205465/ny-ju...years.html



Quote:NY Judge Slams 'Legend' Cop, Frees Man After 23 Years

Detective engaged in 'false and misleading practices,' she says

The system is horribly broken.

Would much rather spend time in Marana than step foot in Phoenix again. The level of asshole increases exponentially the further north you go in Arizona.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: Fucking Cops
I don't know....at least our asshole of a sheriff is getting his ass handed to him.


http://www.azcentral.com/story/ejmontini.../25828913/


Quote:You know you're in for a really, really bad day, or series of bad days, when getting smacked down by the a panel of three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals doesn't seem so bad.

But that's how it is for Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
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