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Masturbation is Un-American

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Masturbation is Un-American
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Masturbation is Un-American
July 1, 2013 at 11:09 pm
Why Won't God Heal Amputees ? 

Oči moje na ormaru stoje i gledaju kako sarma kipi  Tongue
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 1, 2013 at 11:32 pm
The republican solution? Act like a dick.
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 2, 2013 at 12:18 am
(July 1, 2013 at 11:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The republican solution? Act like a dick.

But under no circumstances touch one.
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 2, 2013 at 2:13 am
(July 2, 2013 at 12:18 am)Ryantology Wrote:
(July 1, 2013 at 11:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The republican solution? Act like a dick.

But under no circumstances touch one.

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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 2, 2013 at 4:47 am (This post was last modified: July 2, 2013 at 4:59 am by Darth.)
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 2, 2013 at 5:13 am
Um is this a legit website? Looks like sonething I'd make for a laugh
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 2, 2013 at 6:47 am
(July 2, 2013 at 5:13 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Um is this a legit website? Looks like sonething I'd make for a laugh

The thread is in the humor section for a reason! Wink
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 2, 2013 at 6:48 am
Hey, I'm English, does that mean it's ok for me??
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 2, 2013 at 6:49 am
Masturbation is a gift. Imagine everyone stopped masturbating! Society would collapse within weeks. Big Grin
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RE: Masturbation is Un-American
July 2, 2013 at 8:39 am (This post was last modified: July 2, 2013 at 8:41 am by CapnAwesome.)
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