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I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 12:11 pm
Before I was like a liberal,freethinking,christian kinda thing. but i am just sick and tired of how messed up the world is and how God does nothing to help. I suffer from mental illness and have been in therapy and meds for years and I am sick of the pain and am just so pissed off and sick of God, I don't want anything to do with Him anymore.
So I have decided to become an Atheist, I put on my facebook and told everyone I am atheist now and God is no good for me. I also changed my religious view on this forum to Atheist. What are some other ways I can get people to know I am atheist? I play gw2 and I made a new character with the last name Atheist.
Where do you guys buy your clothes? I'd like to buy some shirts that say Atheist on them or make fun of Christianity/God.
I think this is a good turning point for my life, and maybe God will change his ways and realize what a dick he can be, but I doubt it.
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 12:13 pm
Hilarious...
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 12:18 pm
Parody is not your forte.
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 12:19 pm
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2013 at 12:19 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
The thing that makes satire good is when it exposes something that's true.
You, sir, are bad at satire. I give you kudos for trying, though.
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 12:25 pm
(July 9, 2013 at 12:11 pm)Jextin Wrote: Before I was like a liberal,freethinking,christian kinda thing. but i am just sick and tired of how messed up the world is and how God does nothing to help. I suffer from mental illness and have been in therapy and meds for years and I am sick of the pain and am just so pissed off and sick of God, I don't want anything to do with Him anymore.
So I have decided to become an Atheist, I put on my facebook and told everyone I am atheist now and God is no good for me. I also changed my religious view on this forum to Atheist. What are some other ways I can get people to know I am atheist? I play gw2 and I made a new character with the last name Atheist.
Where do you guys buy your clothes? I'd like to buy some shirts that say Atheist on them or make fun of Christianity/God.
I think this is a good turning point for my life, and maybe God will change his ways and realize what a dick he can be, but I doubt it.
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 12:35 pm
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2013 at 12:36 pm by Faith No More.)
(July 9, 2013 at 12:19 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: The thing that makes satire good is when it exposes something that's true.
You, sir, are bad at satire. I give you kudos for trying, though.
No. No kudos for trying. When you fail as poorly as the OP did, any points for effort must inherently be deducted.
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 12:55 pm
Are you all sure this is meant to be parody or satire?
Or is it just wishful thinking that nobody could be that dumb without it being an attempt at parody or satire?
You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 1:03 pm
(July 9, 2013 at 12:11 pm)Jextin Wrote: Before I was like a liberal,freethinking,christian kinda thing. but i am just sick and tired of how messed up the world is and how God does nothing to help. I suffer from mental illness and have been in therapy and meds for years and I am sick of the pain and am just so pissed off and sick of God, I don't want anything to do with Him anymore.
So I have decided to become an Atheist, I put on my facebook and told everyone I am atheist now and God is no good for me. I also changed my religious view on this forum to Atheist. What are some other ways I can get people to know I am atheist? I play gw2 and I made a new character with the last name Atheist.
Where do you guys buy your clothes? I'd like to buy some shirts that say Atheist on them or make fun of Christianity/God.
I think this is a good turning point for my life, and maybe God will change his ways and realize what a dick he can be, but I doubt it.
If you believe in god but don't like him then I am afraid you aren't an atheist because you still believe in god.
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 1:04 pm
(July 9, 2013 at 12:11 pm)Jextin Wrote: I put on my facebook
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RE: I have decided to become an Atheist
July 9, 2013 at 1:19 pm
(July 9, 2013 at 12:55 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: Are you all sure this is meant to be parody or satire?
Or is it just wishful thinking that nobody could be that dumb without it being an attempt at parody or satire?
The latter.
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