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Problems with the theory of evolution.
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Summary of the thread:
Jamie: I don't know how things work so I'm a Christian. Half of everyone else: Here is how things work. Other half: LOL, you trollin'.   (July 11, 2013 at 5:12 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Summary of the thread: Correction: Jamie: I am a christian so I know how all things work without ever knowing how anything works. Half of everyone else: For your information, here is how things work Other half: Can't be. Even christians ought to know at least something about how things work before thinking they know how all things work.  (July 11, 2013 at 12:22 pm)Esquilax Wrote: You know guys, though part of me wanted to say troll too, I didn't immediately go there, because if you think about it, many of us probably know someone who would say a few of these things unironically. Given how much we shake our heads sadly at childhood indoctrination and such, I'd be surprised if this was entirely out of our sphere of experience. While that thought crossed my mind think about how you would go about introducing yourself on a new forum looking for legitimate answers. Would it sound like jamie-russels or might it sound more like this - Hello, I'm newbie. I'm hoping to discuss some topics here that perplex me. As background my ubringing is yadayada. In one of my science classes my teacher said yadayada and this conflicts with what I learned in my Babtist Bible study. I'd like to hear what you have to say concerning x y z. That might make me think she's legit, my money is that the OP is trolling-for-jeebus.
"Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.” ~ Ambrose Bierce
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's." - Mark Twain in Eruption 
Well, even the most backwoods, inbred, uneducated idiot should know about water cycles, and that water isn't just used up and disappears forever. I mean, even idiots know that you have to go take a piss after drinking a lot of water.
It's kind of like claiming that if the earth was more than a few months old, all the rivers would have run dry by now.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
 RE: Problems with the theory of evolution.
July 11, 2013 at 6:39 pm
(This post was last modified: July 11, 2013 at 6:40 pm by rexbeccarox.)
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