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July 12, 2013 at 7:08 pm
Okay - I want to make this disclaimer. Rahul is not personally responsible for this. However, there are apparently enough brain-dead motherfuckers in Texas so that shit like this keeps happening.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/12...ealed-Guns

Quote:TX Police Force Women to Throw Out Tampons to Enter Senate Gallery, While Allowing Concealed Guns

Apparently these big tough guys are scared to death of pussy.
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RE: Texas
July 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm (This post was last modified: July 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm by CleanShavenJesus.)
Goddammit, Rahul! You and your people! Wink
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RE: Texas
July 13, 2013 at 9:57 am
I swear, the best way for Texas women to protect ourselves seems to be to weaponize our vaginas.

Not quite sure how that would work out for me, though. :/
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RE: Texas
July 13, 2013 at 10:19 am
Stop screwing their conservative husbands and the world will improve immensely. Smile
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July 13, 2013 at 11:33 am (This post was last modified: July 13, 2013 at 11:33 am by downbeatplumb.)
(July 13, 2013 at 9:57 am)TaraJo Wrote: I swear, the best way for Texas women to protect ourselves seems to be to weaponize our vaginas.

Not quite sure how that would work out for me, though. :/

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/03/...35876.html

Quote:The 28-year-old initially refused to change into prison clothing, but later consented to a body cavity search, at which point Officer Kathy Unbewust “observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”

The item in question turned out to be a loaded .22-caliber handgun containing three rounds of live ammunition and one spent shell.

Further examination of the suspect yielded a number of plastic bags filled with methamphetamine.

What had she shot with the spent shell?



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July 13, 2013 at 11:50 am
If she hadn't had the meth, they probably would have let her get away with it.
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RE: Texas
July 13, 2013 at 1:49 pm
To be fair, when we English attack you guys, what use will a tampon be?
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July 18, 2013 at 12:20 am
I hope this doesn't send Rahul back to the shrink's couch but, too funny to pass up.


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July 18, 2013 at 12:42 am
Lol, only happens in America ROFLOL

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RE: Texas
July 18, 2013 at 9:28 am
Texas... where carrying guns into public buildings is OK but tampons are forbidden.

Yes, there's a reason we make fun of Texas.
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