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"No more tears" shampoo not working
Jackalope Offline
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 14, 2013 at 12:01 am
You may be surprised to find out there's an additional reason.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 14, 2013 at 1:13 am
oh shit burn #yolo #snapbacks
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 14, 2013 at 3:36 am (This post was last modified: July 14, 2013 at 3:47 am by Violet.)
(July 13, 2013 at 4:00 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I don't think you're using it the same way. Big Grin

TEGH, perhaps Lilly can fill you in. So to speak.

Shampoo's really the only way to stop the tearing. Wink
(July 13, 2013 at 8:12 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: You also must have a really smelly head.

It's all about the testosterone... just smelling an unshowered man? Mmn.
(July 14, 2013 at 12:01 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You may be surprised to find out there's an additional reason.

Lack of particular proximity to Violet, I suspect. Sleepy
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 14, 2013 at 5:30 am (This post was last modified: July 14, 2013 at 5:30 am by KichigaiNeko.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

There's even a whole market of products you can get........

http://pheromones-planet.com/mens-pherom...pgodDyEABg
Personally I like soap. Big Grin
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 14, 2013 at 1:59 pm
(July 14, 2013 at 5:30 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Personally I like soap. Big Grin

Personally, I like bunnies Big Grin
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 15, 2013 at 12:31 pm
(July 13, 2013 at 5:05 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(July 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: If your avatar is a representative photo you don't really need shampoo.

If your avatar is a representative photo, you should see a doctor because it's been way longer than four hours.

I just about died laughing at this.

(July 13, 2013 at 10:26 pm)Gilgamesh Wrote: Maybe not in your case but I'm a prettyboy. You do bring up a good point, though. Most of the people who argue this with me are women, and I doubt these women do anything that would call for shampoo and soap at least once a day. They're not mechanics. They're not in sewers. They're not doing anything that would make them 'dirty.' And if you garden, that doesn't suffice; Dirt and daisies most certainly do come off with hot water.

Where the fuck and how the fuck do you garden? Have you seen eastern seaboard clay? That shit does not come off with hot water, and sometimes requires lava soap to get off your skin. You're too busy staring at yourself in the mirror to actually observe, much less contemplate, reality.
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July 15, 2013 at 2:34 pm

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