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"No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 3:11 pm
I've been using the "No more tears" shampoo for a month but I'm not feeling any less depressed. Something wrong with the product? Am I applying it wrong?
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:06 pm
If your avatar is a representative photo you don't really need shampoo.
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RE: "No more tears" shampoo not working
July 13, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Is that like Baby Shampoo? If so, I've been known to rub that shit in my eyes when my hayfever got really bad and when I've had an allergic reaction to cats.... Except that one time it didn't work and I had to go to Accident & Emergency at the Eye Hospital. That was bad.
For depression, I think you have to either drink it, rub it on your genitals, or squirt it up your arse.