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My intro brings all the forumers to my thread. Damn right, its better than yours.

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My intro brings all the forumers to my thread. Damn right, its better than yours.
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July 15, 2013 at 11:27 am
And the average human swallows an average of 4 spiders a year while sleeping
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RE: My intro brings all the forumers to my thread. Damn right, its better than yours.
July 15, 2013 at 11:31 am
(July 15, 2013 at 11:27 am)fr0d0 Wrote: And the average human swallows an average of 4 spiders a year while sleeping

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp
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July 15, 2013 at 11:41 am
Welcome to the forum! As long as you realize that underwear is optional, you'll do fine here.
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RE: My intro brings all the forumers to my thread. Damn right, its better than yours.
July 15, 2013 at 11:43 am
Oh thank FSM I forgot mine today.
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July 15, 2013 at 11:44 am
(July 15, 2013 at 11:27 am)fr0d0 Wrote: And the average human swallows an average of 4 spiders a year while sleeping

It used to be eight, but natural selection is kicking in.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: My intro brings all the forumers to my thread. Damn right, its better than yours.
July 15, 2013 at 12:11 pm
Haha! Darn! I just told my daughter that last week too.
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July 15, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Spiders eat flies and mosquitos - we like spiders!

Oh - and welcome.
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July 15, 2013 at 12:32 pm
I liked spiders in my garden. In my house? Not so much.
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RE: My intro brings all the forumers to my thread. Damn right, its better than yours.
July 15, 2013 at 1:06 pm
Thank you all for the welcomes. Smile

(July 14, 2013 at 5:12 pm)pocaracas Wrote: when you say you have a boyfriend, am I allowed to assume you're female?

I'm male Wink Sorry to disappoint Tongue

(July 14, 2013 at 5:43 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Welcome! I take it from your username that you are some kind of anarchist?

Yes, I am an anarchist Smile I'm still trying to decide where exactly to place myself between anarcho-primitivism and anarcho-syndicalism.
I used to be a lot more politically active than I am now. I hope to be getting back in to it all again soon.

(July 14, 2013 at 6:07 pm)paulpablo Wrote: Whenever that song gets in my head I just want to slaughter every living thing around me, it's one of the worst songs in the history of music.

It seems that I have found my nemesis already.


Tongue

(July 14, 2013 at 9:46 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I nominate you for having the most unique intro thread title I've seen.

And spiders are gross indeed ew ew run awayyyyyy!

WelcomeSmile

Thanks Tongue And, yeah, spiders are freaks. Its just the way they move. Sooooo disgusting!!

(July 15, 2013 at 11:22 am)Chas Wrote: Welcome.
You should probably know that there are over 1,000,000 spiders per acre of grassland.
You have your work cut out.

Thank you for that information Panic

(July 15, 2013 at 11:27 am)fr0d0 Wrote: And the average human swallows an average of 4 spiders a year while sleeping

Eeeek

(July 15, 2013 at 12:29 pm)max-greece Wrote: Spiders eat flies and mosquitos - we like spiders!

Oh - and welcome.

They also eat your face.

Fact.
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RE: My intro brings all the forumers to my thread. Damn right, its better than yours.
July 15, 2013 at 1:15 pm
(July 15, 2013 at 1:49 am)Ivy Wrote: Welcome Big Grin

I want to read more of you. Hope you stay Big Grin

Does everything that Ivy posts sound lascivious or is it just me?

It's probably just me.

Welcome TSIA!
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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