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September 13, 2013 at 10:32 am
She means it as well. She'll start with kicking soccer balls, but who knows where it'll end?
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September 13, 2013 at 3:46 pm
(September 12, 2013 at 12:16 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: (July 20, 2013 at 11:55 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: RaphielDrake so I could annoy him more with Picards in hats.
My inner Klingon is howling for vengeance at the desecration of the round and shiny one.
*vanishes*
What the fuck, you came back?
Well then, welcome back
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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September 13, 2013 at 3:54 pm
I'd like my round and shiny one to be desecrated. Just every now and again.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 13, 2013 at 5:48 pm
only now and again wtf?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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September 13, 2013 at 5:59 pm
Well, I do have 'special needs' as my Sam used to put it. But I'm a gentleman as well. I allow the lady some time for cooking and cleaning and whatnot.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 13, 2013 at 6:02 pm
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(September 13, 2013 at 10:32 am)Stimbo Wrote: She means it as well. She'll start with kicking soccer balls, but who knows where it'll end?
You know you'd like it
all men have special needs its called a penis.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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September 13, 2013 at 6:09 pm
As the great Ken Dodd used to sing:
"A penis, a penis
The greatest gift that I possess.
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of a penis."
At least, I think that's what he was singing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 13, 2013 at 6:24 pm
it sounds to me like he's got more than just his to sing about.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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September 13, 2013 at 6:32 pm
Well, he did hang about with Diddymen from Knotty Ash, and it was about the timeframe of Operation Yewtree, but beyond that I don't think I want to speculate.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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September 13, 2013 at 6:34 pm
lol you're funny, for a Brit
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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