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Damn my girlfriend!
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Re: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm
I've been single for a year and a half and I have two hands and some toys. Perfect.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 8:23 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2013 at 8:29 pm by Violet.)
(August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: I have a boyfriend, and still all I get is my right hand.. '-_-

And that's why you should hang out with people like me... much better than a right hand, left hand, AND tri-vibrator combo. Tiger

Also, prettier, and more inclined to cuddle with you.
(August 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I have almoust been single for 3 years now and I have to say that I really really really really really miss being in a releationship.

Am I sympathetic? I should be. I am not, however. Smile

Quote:But all the girls where I live are dumb cunts who can hardly count to ten and constantly talk about nails, lipsticks and whatever the fuck is cliche for dumb cunts.

What they talk about is generally irrelevant Smile You weren't in the relationship to talk to them, were you? Tongue That's what friends are for.. talking.

Girlfriends and boyfriends? They're for fucking. Hopefully? Often.

Edit: Unless the friend happens to be me. But that's because I'm an unabashed whoring hedonist.
(August 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I've been single for a year and a half and I have two hands and some toys. Perfect.

You can so do better Sleepy
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Re: RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 8:53 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 8:23 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I've been single for a year and a half and I have two hands and some toys. Perfect.
You can so do better :sleepy:
Until people come with vibratey bits... no.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 9:05 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2013 at 9:06 pm by Violet.)
(August 6, 2013 at 8:53 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 8:23 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: You can so do better Sleepy
Until people come with vibratey bits... no.

Strap-on vibrating rotating bead dildos.

That's real. And it would come complete with a whole other person, which may or may not come equipped with hands, mouth, and generally sexy bits. Smile
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Re: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 9:19 pm
Pfft. But then I have to reciprocate.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 9:29 pm (This post was last modified: August 6, 2013 at 9:30 pm by Violet.)
(August 6, 2013 at 9:19 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Pfft. But then I have to reciprocate.

Not necessarily... use them and throw them away, if that's your thing Smile

'Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving... they are not whole without a soul to wait upon' Smile
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 7, 2013 at 1:02 pm
Well I have been single for 20 years and I am still hand solo.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 7, 2013 at 1:30 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I've been single for a year and a half and I have two hands and some toys. Perfect.

You need two hands !!!!!Confused Fall



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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 7, 2013 at 1:33 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2013 at 1:38 pm by Whateverist.)
(August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 2:56 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: At least you have a girlfriend, man. All I have is my right hand.

I have a boyfriend, and still all I get is my right hand.. '-_-

Maybe you need more than one? Try putting on a second shift.
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 7, 2013 at 1:47 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: She's just so demanding and never lets off.

Just saying.

For a minute I thought you said that she never gets off.

I love a demanding challenge! Naughty
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