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Damn my girlfriend!
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She's just so demanding and never lets off.
Just saying.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103). 
At least you have a girlfriend, man. All I have is my right hand.
Stuff her in a box and ship her to my place... 3 young kids will get her to "let off"
 (August 6, 2013 at 2:56 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: At least you have a girlfriend, man. All I have is my right hand. I have a boyfriend, and still all I get is my right hand.. '-_- When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
 When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
 (August 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: She's just so demanding and never lets off. kill her then bury her on the moors. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason. 
Damn my girlfriend, always wanting kinky sex all the time. Never a moment's rest.
I have almoust been single for 3 years now and I have to say that I really really really really really miss being in a releationship.
 But all the girls where I live are dumb cunts who can hardly count to ten and constantly talk about nails, lipsticks and whatever the fuck is cliche for dumb cunts. RE: Damn my girlfriend!
August 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2013 at 3:31 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I have almoust been single for 3 years now and I have to say that I really really really really really miss being in a releationship. Why not make up in quantity for what is lacking in quality? (August 6, 2013 at 3:13 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:(August 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Chuck Wrote: Something very wrong to say comes to mind. Why don't you and her get together and let him use the right hand? 
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