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Your Religion Might Be BS if......
#11
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if......
Your religion is bullshit if it involves kissing statues.
Your religion is bullshit if it involves kissing asses (does not matter whether human or divine)
Your religion is bullshit if you passively accept it.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#12
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if......
Your religion is bullshit if it dictates your life.
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#13
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if......
Your religion is bullshit if you believe that anyone who doesn't believe in it is going to suffer horrible torment for all eternity.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#14
RE: Your Religion Might Be BS if......
If your religion encourages you to spend a great deal of life thinking about an afterlife that there is absolutely no evidence of whatsoever before you have even got your own current life sorted out....

... then your religion, just might be bullshit.
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