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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 2:47 pm
(August 9, 2013 at 2:01 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (August 9, 2013 at 11:25 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: No doubt. The abdomen is a softer target.
That wouldn't get you to his heart though, unless you used something like a rapier which he would likely see coming and so you'd have to get into all that 'planning' business with the chair and the ropes and the duct tape etc.
Far simpler and quicker to strike upwards beneath the breastbone. That can be achieved quite simply with little more than a kitchen knife or a knitting needle.
Don't forget to wash your hands afterwards!
Way to overthink it.
I like the Dim Mak personally...no need for soap. And you know it works...hundreds of kung fu movies is compelling proof!
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 2:52 pm
(August 9, 2013 at 2:47 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Way to overthink it.
I like the Dim Mak personally...no need for soap. And you know it works...hundreds of kung fu movies is compelling proof!
Or perhaps poison in the curry? 
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 2:53 pm
Such arts are available only to the accomplished, after years of training.
Give me a breadknife and I can do it in thirty seconds.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 2:58 pm
(August 9, 2013 at 2:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Such arts are available only to the accomplished, after years of training.
Give me a breadknife and I can do it in thirty seconds.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 3:54 pm
I know what you mean. Those little nailclippers can be pretty nasty at the best of times, even with a steady hand.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 10:00 pm
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I hate curry!
Also, I am prepping for the full on attacks that occur after this stupid holiday.
Bah, I hate Afghanistan and Afghanis.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 10:01 pm
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(August 9, 2013 at 10:00 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: I hate curry!
Can I have yours then?
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 10:02 pm
(August 9, 2013 at 10:00 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: I hate curry!
Nice work, jackass. You went and hurt her feelings.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 10:09 pm
Yes, the feed that stuff on a daily basis out here. You can have all you want.
I dont mean to hurt feelings, but the smell is unbearable now.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 10:16 pm
Sorry, I forget that some of these pop culture references may be a bit too obscure since we have such a widespread group here.
That's Ann Curry, a news personality here in the USA. 
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