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eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 10:32 am
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2013 at 10:37 am by paulpablo.)
the ramadan and eid celebrations in my area seem pretty laughable to me.
Pakistani muslims fasting and supposedly feel more empathy for the poor and hungry during this time.
Then as soon as eid starts and the feeling sorry for the poor and hungry ends they all hire ridiculously expensive cars, and drive around slowly in them showing off (I think this is such vulgar vanity I actually feel embarrassed for them) while causing traffic jams all around the major cities of england, while at the same time stuffing their faces full of food.
And lets not forget the £10000s spent on unnecessary fireworks.
It's up there with celebrating jesus by exchanging chocolate eggs and rabbits.
But just to add something, it isn't all bad because literally 1 minute after typing that last post some pakistanis just knocked on my door and gave me a massive curry and it looks and smells ridiculously nice. So keep up the good work muslims, your fireworks and cars aren't that annoying.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 11:19 am
You know what they say, the way to the heart of a man is via his belly..
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 11:25 am
(August 9, 2013 at 11:19 am)Kayenneh Wrote: You know what they say, the way to the heart of a man is via his belly..
No doubt. The abdomen is a softer target.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 11:27 am
And, if I believed in souls, I think that Paul just sold it for a bowl of curry. How cheap of you, PP! 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 11:28 am
Oh this reminds me of this neighbour we used to have who'd give us this HUGE pot of curry, indian sweets and desserts every Deepavali. It would feed the entire family for a week.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 11:50 am
(August 9, 2013 at 10:32 am)paulpablo Wrote: It's up there with celebrating jesus by exchanging chocolate eggs and rabbits.
Hey, watch it. Easter is the only time of the year I can get those Cadbury eggs with the cream inside.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 12:19 pm
It's no more laughable than Advent and Christmas or Lent and Easter. Actually, Christmas isn't laughable anymore. It went beyond laughable and into infuriating when it started lasting more than 4 fucking months.
Eid is one of the few things I actually like about Islam. It's always nice to see people gathering to celebrate something. Happy is good.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 12:24 pm
Quote:Pakistani muslims fasting and supposedly feel more empathy for the poor and hungry during this time.
Ha. Sounds like republicunts between the end of the convention and the election.
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 2:01 pm
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(August 9, 2013 at 11:25 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: (August 9, 2013 at 11:19 am)Kayenneh Wrote: You know what they say, the way to the heart of a man is via his belly..
No doubt. The abdomen is a softer target.
That wouldn't get you to his heart though, unless you used something like a rapier which he would likely see coming and so you'd have to get into all that 'planning' business with the chair and the ropes and the duct tape etc.
Far simpler and quicker to strike upwards beneath the breastbone. That can be achieved quite simply with little more than a kitchen knife or a knitting needle.
Don't forget to wash your hands afterwards!
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RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 2:43 pm
(August 9, 2013 at 11:19 am)Kayenneh Wrote: You know what they say, the way to the heart of a man is via his belly..
According to this guy, it's between the fourth and fifth ribs...
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