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Noah
#21
RE: Noah
Here are some insurmountable problems with the ark myth. None of what follows is original work, but the points raised (by people more knowledgable than myself) do seem fatal to the story. This list is by no means exhaustive. Apos in advance if these points have been covered by other posters here.

1. The Animals Travel: Sure, they had a year to get to the ark site, but a lot of animals don't travel that fast (I'm fairly sure it would take a koala more than a year to waddle from Australia to the Middle East) and a significant number of animals have life spans of less han a year.

2. The Number Of Animals: Being as generous as possible, let's assume 10 000 species (there were considerably more). That's 20 000 animals. The ark as described could have held that many - barely. But the trouble is that there is a second passage in Genesis which instructs Noah to bring seven of each kind. That's 70 000 animals. The boat would not have held them all. And, even if we go with the lower figure, the ark would have been so crowded that the animals would have died during the year the boat was afloat.

3. Juvenile or Adult: Noah is told to take 'the male and his mate' aboard the ark. Juveniles, by defintion, do not 'mate', so he would have taken adult animals (if you accept the ark tale as literal, I don't see how you can get round this one).

4. Caring For The Animals: Eight people feeding 20 000 animals (being generous again) even one meal a day is 2500 meals served per person per day. But let's cut that in half (assuming the 'male and his mate) so that Noah, his missus, their kids and in-laws would only need to serve 1250 meals/day. If they worked at it round the clock, that gives us a little over 1 minute per meal. Which leaves - effectively - zero time to feed themselves, wash themselves, attend to sanitary needs, clean cages, and so forth.

5. The Ark: Without getting into the various definitions of 'cubit', a wooden boat, even a barge, that big is going to leak and leak badly. Given the problems in #4, Noah's clan would have had no time to bail and the boat would have sunk on Day 1.

6. The Ark Redux: Forty days and nights of rain, coupled with the specious 'fountains of the deep' is going to 1) smash that boat to flinders (that's a LOT of water pressure) and 2) steam-cook every living thing on that ark. Water gushing up from any significant depth is going to be hot. Really hot. And given the amount of water Arkologists need to posit to make this work, it's a safe bet that the water is going to carry the latent heat of fusion of rock with it.

7. The Landing: When the the cruise ended, there must have been gobs and gobs of dead animals lying around - there would haven't been enough fish to finish off all that carrion is so short a time. So, why weren't Noah et al carried off by the myriad diseases known to acompany dead, rotting flesh?

8. The Animals Leave: Ok, all their food is gone. I suppose the carnivorous scavengers could have made it home eating carrion, but what about pandas (who live almost exclusively on bamboo) or koalas with their all-eucalyptus diet? Why didn't they starve on the way?

9. The Logical Problem: All of the above can be explained away by simply saying God miracled these issues out of existence (the boat wouldn't leak, the animals were hibernating, and so on). But if you're going to be able to claim that, they why did God have Noah build the boat to begin with? If God has to tinker with everything along the way to make it happen, why not just spare the people and animals he wanted to save without gooing through all the kerfuffle of having the ark in the first place? The whole thing smacks of myth.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#22
RE: Noah
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

The old testament is fucking hilarious. The people who believe it are even more so.
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#23
RE: Noah
This article detailing many of the issues with The Whole Silly Flood Story might be useful.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
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#25
RE: Noah
(August 16, 2013 at 2:07 am)Ivy Wrote: So, by pasting this here you mean to...

*shruggs

get abused by everyone that doesn't believe this bullshit.

Probably because they have not gotten enough abuse from their own religion recently. They seek it like this to try and justify something that they never really believe in but desperately want to.

IF you are reading this and you are the above rethink what you are thinking and join the rest of us in freedom and logic. You don't need to fear your death, hell, heaven, or anything else because only death is certain and you can speculate all you want but the most important thing in life is life. Choose to live or wait to die it is all on you.
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#26
RE: Noah
@AnaMejiaP, I actually haven't even started to nitpick yet. There are way more problems than what I've mentioned. And I think you've noticed that I haven't demanded for evidence yet. But let's see if we can even move pass these very simple problems the Noah's story has.
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#27
RE: Noah
AnaMejiaP
So apparently noah waited 100 years for the animals to come to him. Putting lifespans of animals aside, a slow animal, like a sloth could not travel this great distance in that time. What do you suggest? That he hitched a ride on a faster animal?

Although the logistics and practicality of this myth has been done to death, I would like to ask why all the predators on the boat didn't simply eat all the prey animals?
BTW just saying something is supernatural and using that as an explanation, is not an answer. Its an argument from ignorance.

I usually wouldn't get involved in talking about something this stupid but I honestly can't stand the idea of you actually believing this stuff. Please stop rationalising to try and fit your beliefs and instead open your eyes.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#28
RE: Noah
(August 16, 2013 at 10:07 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: No the continents weren't together 6000 years ago (which is how old you believe the earth to be, correct?).

It always makes me laugh that some people try to claim that the Universe was created about the same time that humans discovered beer; not so much the claim itself, but that they seem not to understand why they're not taken seriously for it.

In that vein, this now classic Onion article is as perennial as ever:

Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#29
RE: Noah
Ana, I feel kind of weird coming back on this note, since we have been best friends for so long. You know, we walked around the thread holding hands, shit chatting, talking about life (well, thread life, anyway), but I have to jump back to reality. Please, don't stop liking me. Angel

The Ark.
1. Why would God need an ark? Think about it.
2. Why kill everybody by means of a flood? Why not just snap his fingers? Think about it.
3. Why would God need two animals of each kind to continue their species, instead of just starting over like the first time? Think about it.
4. If God would take his time to do something so huge, so miraculous (in an evil way) like performing this giant flood that kills everybody (almost), why not make it more splendid and perfect, more kind and wonderful, like say... something I would do if I were God and my people did me wrong. I'd just fix them. I wouldn't kill them. I'd fix them. Think about it.
5. Think about the women, men, and children who supposedly drowned. Think about them drowning. Think of babies gagging in the water. A loving God did this? Oh... old testament. So he changed? Think about it.

I'm sorry, but this is so silly that it's hard not to be silly about it. I think I'm doing good, though.

If I came to tell you about a giant squid that created the world say, 1000 years ago, and you proved to me the world was older than that, and I still jumped through hoops to defend my belief, what would you think of me? Why is your fairytale more legitimate?
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#30
RE: Noah
(August 16, 2013 at 2:23 am)AnaMejiaP Wrote: Your honesty is greatly appreciated. But in my disclaimer "Before I begin" I did state that my views will indeed contradict your world-view. It may seem stupid for you, but it's indeed true to me.


It's not that your views contradict our worldview, they contradict reality.

You are entitled to your own beliefs, but you are not entitled to your own reality, or your own truth.

There is nothing in observable reality that provides any evidence for a global flood. ZERO.

Geology - nothing
Biology - nothing
Hydrology - nothing

Not to mention the death of fresh water fish in salt water, death of corals for the same reason, death of every land plant on the planet, etc, etc.

The list goes on and on...

So, either you are forced to ignore reality in order to retain your literal global flood belief, or you are forced to believe in a god that after causing a global flood (to fix his own mistake), has purposely hid ALL the evidence for said flood.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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