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Let's PLAY BALL! :D
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 27, 2013 at 4:14 pm
What have you got against potassium???
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#32
RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 27, 2013 at 4:23 pm
(August 27, 2013 at 4:14 pm)Tonus Wrote: What have you got against potassium???

She's a banana bigot.

Here, Sae... have a banana.

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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 27, 2013 at 4:39 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2013 at 4:39 pm by Walking Void.)
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 28, 2013 at 5:11 pm (This post was last modified: August 28, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Violet.)
(August 27, 2013 at 4:14 pm)Tonus Wrote: What have you got against potassium???

There's nothing wrong with potassium. Bananas do not provide potassium. They make you look and feel as though everything is good and alright, but they're really planting their seeds in your brain.
(August 27, 2013 at 4:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(August 27, 2013 at 4:14 pm)Tonus Wrote: What have you got against potassium???

She's a banana bigot.

Here, Sae... have a banana.

Yeah, you'd be a lawn chair right now, had I the power.

Or I should say... had I the absence of restraint.
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 28, 2013 at 5:16 pm
(August 28, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(August 27, 2013 at 4:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: She's a banana bigot.

Here, Sae... have a banana.

Yeah, you'd be a lawn chair right now, had I the power.

Or I should say... had I the absence of restraint.

Ha. Unfortunately for you, I am secretly breeding an army of banana assassins.
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 28, 2013 at 5:24 pm
(August 28, 2013 at 5:16 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Ha. Unfortunately for you, I am secretly breeding an army of banana assassins.

And unfortunately for your planet, we're not above glassing you should your banana infestation become uncontrollable.

Might save a few of your species for scientific interest.
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 28, 2013 at 5:29 pm
(August 28, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: There's nothing wrong with potassium. Bananas do not provide potassium. They make you look and feel as though everything is good and alright, but they're really planting their seeds in your brain.
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August 28, 2013 at 5:47 pm
(August 28, 2013 at 5:24 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(August 28, 2013 at 5:16 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Ha. Unfortunately for you, I am secretly breeding an army of banana assassins.

And unfortunately for your planet, we're not above glassing you should your banana infestation become uncontrollable.

Might save a few of your species for scientific interest.

We've already got boots...er.. peels on the ground on your homeworld. IT"S TOO LATE.

Better start collecting those species now, while you still can.
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 28, 2013 at 9:27 pm
(August 28, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: There's nothing wrong with potassium. Bananas do not provide potassium. They make you look and feel as though everything is good and alright, but they're really planting their seeds in your brain.

Uh... I think you're swallowing it all wrong. Nostrils are for breathing.
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RE: Let's PLAY BALL! :D
August 29, 2013 at 8:17 am (This post was last modified: August 29, 2013 at 8:18 am by Walking Void.)
(August 28, 2013 at 9:27 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(August 28, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: There's nothing wrong with potassium. Bananas do not provide potassium. They make you look and feel as though everything is good and alright, but they're really planting their seeds in your brain.

Uh... I think you're swallowing it all wrong. Nostrils are for breathing.

I think Violet confused banana peels with head crabs. It is just a matter of time before an alien breaks through her abdomen.
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