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RE: What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?
August 27, 2013 at 3:18 am
awwww Creed. Shooooo sweet!
Who needs drugs? Take a drag from a rollup and a chug of beer and enjoy. Shame on you guys.
(stumbles out like her usual drunk self)
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?
August 27, 2013 at 6:43 am
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Bikes, booze, babes and bacon.
And then waste the rest.
Bikes, booze, babes and bacon.
And then waste the rest.
(Since it wouldn't be enough to buy a warbird)
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RE: What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?
August 27, 2013 at 12:46 pm
Buy 250,000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
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RE: What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?
August 27, 2013 at 2:32 pm
Buy, like, 20K of those money-making programs advertised all over the web (and sometimes on TV)...
...then watch as all of my funds disappear.
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RE: What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?
August 27, 2013 at 3:26 pm
A miilion dollars...
Well, obviously I'd have to get it converted to proper money first
. Then I'd get everyone who wants to be my friend and take them out to a slap-up roistering in the beautiful surroundings of New Zealand or somewhere equally remote. Then after they've swarmed all around me and done whatever they intend to do to curry my favours, I'll suddenly piss off and leave them there, with webcams so I can watch their faces.
I'll probably waste the rest on vodka and negotiable sex.
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RE: What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?
August 27, 2013 at 3:37 pm
Eat at the best, most expensive steakhouse I could think of every night.
That, or give it all away.
It's one of the two.
I like the first one.
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RE: What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?
August 27, 2013 at 3:49 pm
I'm not exactly sure. I'd give some away. What I did with the rest would undoubtedly be an astoundingly bad idea.
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RE: What Would You Do If You Had A Million Dollars?
August 27, 2013 at 3:55 pm
If I had a million dollars I'd be a bit disappointed that it wasn't a decent amount of money, like a million pounds say.
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