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Marijuana Overdose

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Marijuana Overdose
September 4, 2013 at 11:51 pm
Quote:Here Are All The People Who Have Died From A Marijuana Overdose

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Hilarious. Clap And I don't even like weed.

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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 4, 2013 at 11:54 pm
I wonder if that's how to get them boinking each other at last? They've tried just about everything else, from romantic dinners to porn.
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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 5, 2013 at 12:05 am
Is 'Sexual Harassment Panda' aware of panda porn?
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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 5, 2013 at 12:31 am
(September 4, 2013 at 11:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I wonder if that's how to get them boinking each other at last? They've tried just about everything else, from romantic dinners to porn.

Dress one up as a priest.
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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 5, 2013 at 6:04 am
(September 4, 2013 at 11:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I wonder if that's how to get them boinking each other at last? They've tried just about everything else, from romantic dinners to porn.

They did come up with the conclusion, pheromones Wink
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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 5, 2013 at 7:17 am
It is nigh-on impossible to die from THC overdose, anecdotal it may be, I tried real hard.
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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 5, 2013 at 7:37 am
(September 5, 2013 at 7:17 am)LastPoet Wrote: It is nigh-on impossible to die from THC overdose, anecdotal it may be, I tried real hard.

Your anecdotal evidence is supported by a vast body of research that indicates that it's easier to fuck a panda than to overdose on THC.
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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 5, 2013 at 7:44 am (This post was last modified: September 5, 2013 at 7:45 am by LastPoet.)
Yeah... In highschool, I gone into the chemistry course. I did intensive studies, including 2 notepads about the substance(and 6 others about the others) that are barely intelligible, the conclusions would revolution mankind, but I don't remember, nor can I read from those notepads Big Grin
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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 5, 2013 at 10:29 am
Apparently the Panda nookie problem has now been solved. It seems that you have to swap the Panda cages for a week before bringing them together. Not sure anyone knows why this works but it does - we will all be knee deep in Pandas in a few years.
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RE: Marijuana Overdose
September 5, 2013 at 10:42 am
(September 5, 2013 at 10:29 am)max-greece Wrote: Apparently the Panda nookie problem has now been solved. It seems that you have to swap the Panda cages for a week before bringing them together. Not sure anyone knows why this works but it does - we will all be knee deep in Pandas in a few years.

Kaye called it, then...pheremones!

I imagine it's a twist on pantie sniffing. Not that I have personal experience with that. No, sir... :p
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