What's everyone up to right now?

[Clueless Morgan]

Reading about the death of Boyd K. Packer from the Quorum of 12 Apostles, in LDS.

WHAAAAAAAT?? Gotta do some googling...

[c172]

Listening to MIKA. Googlemapping my way around Seattle.

[SteelCurtain]

Girl the tornado siren went off here yesterday.

Tanner spent the night in between my and my lady, shaking like a leaf.

AWWWWW~
I'm scared of dogs ._.

No storms here. Just heat :c

Two seconds with the Bananer would fix that. He is the sweetiest peatiest.

[Rhondazvous]

We've had the "possible tornado" warning here too, but thankfully ours are always so small they don't do shit. Apparently though I live in one of the most prone areas of the UK

I can't deal, if I saw a tornado coming towards me I'd freeze.

Reminds me of a joke about this guy who applied for a job at the Tornado Observation Commission. The position paid well but you had to be willing to travel.

On his cover letter he told the interviewer to only call him after 5:30 because he's self-employed and his boss doesn't know he's looking for a new job.

He went down to Brooks Bros. to get a nice suit so he'd look nice for the interview, but when he got to the cash register, he realized that he didn't have any money in his account because his bank had put a stop payment on his reality check.

He was expecting some money from an insurance company, but they denied his claim for damages caused by an act of god because they knew he was an atheist.

In desperation, he broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats hoping to sell them. He got away with it because investigators looking into the crime had nothing to go on.

His friends told him man if you want a good job, you have to be smarter than that. So he went out and bought a six-pack of beer because his name is Buddy and he read somewhere that beer makes Bud wiser.

So, in that state of mind, he went off to the job interview at the Tornado Observation commission. I forgot the rest of the story, but I hear it's just a lot of wind.

[Cyberman]

I don't know what they're like over here either anymore. I used to like the summer, all the pretty ladies in their sprayed-on outfits. Now I'm like a bee surrounded by beautiful flowers and nowhere to land. And five years is a long time on the wing.

Gee, and I guess a cyber-cuddle wouldn't cut it. Five years? In my family, we will agree with you that you are in a bad situation, Hut we won't agree with you that you're in an impossible situation. So what are you doing? Like Yeauxleaux said, it's not looks. A man can look like the last thought I'd have just before committing suicide and women will still find him attractive because of the way he makes them feel.

I went to bed last night dreaming that some cat who looks like a cross between Hitches and Lincoln was cuddling me and if I tell you the rest, I'll have to kill you. But if you can make me feel that way without even trying, you'll find somebody over there.

no I wont i no that now but never mind too late who cars lest I hv vodka

[c172]

Watching breaking news about a plane crash on a local beach.

[SteelCurtain]

no I wont i no that now but never mind too late who cars lest I hv vodka

Oooh drinky Steambum!

[Jenny A]

I've just completed the Jenny A Memorial Bomb Shelter and Frame Storage Closet. Seriously paintings framed with glass are heavy and I now have 34 linear feet of very heavy duty two foot deep shelving stuffed into a 5.5 by 7.5 closet. Should the big quake happen, my closet is the place to be (at least until I move the frames into it). And if we ever sell the house the new owner would have a place to store their weights, bowling balls and granite.

[Regina]

Hamza Tzortzis is kinda handsome even with the scratty beard, shame he's so wrapped up in the religious bullshit. What a waste...

[SteelCurtain]

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