I decided today that instead of buying lunch I would fast, and instead give my lunch money to a homeless guy so he could eat.
Now I'm hungry. First world problems, yep.
Now I'm hungry. First world problems, yep.
What's everyone up to right now?
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I decided today that instead of buying lunch I would fast, and instead give my lunch money to a homeless guy so he could eat.
Now I'm hungry. First world problems, yep. (November 3, 2015 at 4:45 pm)Quantum Wrote:(November 3, 2015 at 3:33 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Listening to The Martian on audiobook. It's pretty good, so far. I don't have a steady stream of boring CAD work to do like I did this morning so I've had to stop listening while I take care of emails and thinky-stuffs. (November 3, 2015 at 7:03 pm)Skeletor Wrote: I decided today that instead of buying lunch I would fast, and instead give my lunch money to a homeless guy so he could eat. You could have bought yourself lunch and still given the homeless guy money for lunch, too. Or you could have taken the homeless guy to lunch.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
(November 3, 2015 at 7:17 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:(November 3, 2015 at 7:03 pm)Skeletor Wrote: I decided today that instead of buying lunch I would fast, and instead give my lunch money to a homeless guy so he could eat. True, I could do that. I certainly can afford to. This may seem silly to some, but part of this exercise is to remind myself what hunger feels like, so that I might be less stingy in the future. I at least know when my next meal is.
Being accosted by Scientologists on my way to the bus.
No way! Are they like Jehovah's Witnesses or something?!
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
-Homer Simpson
Right now, I'm trying to work out how to send Evie a box of hamsters.
With instructions. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Way. No, they hand out these slick leaflets that offer a free "personality test" at the local cult HQ.
Come to think of it, I should have snapped a pic from of the damn thing before I shitcanned it.
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
November 3, 2015 at 8:30 pm
(This post was last modified: November 3, 2015 at 8:32 pm by Mermaid.)
I just googled Scientology personality test and started to take it. You have to pick up your results at a local church of Scientology that you choose. I put in my name (which is Heywood Jablowmie) and my email address, zip code and phone number, and then I chose a local church. Then I got the quiz. I think I answered 10 of the maybe 100 questions, three of which were questions about twitching muscles, and two of which were so poorly worded that I had no idea what the question was, so no idea how to answer it. So I closed the quiz. Some poor dude named Heywood who lives in Fairfield NJ is going to be getting a call from the church of Scientology asking him why he didn't finish his quiz.
Interesting waste of 5 minutes.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
-Homer Simpson
Of course, you realize why you have to pick up the results, yes? It's not about the personality test, its about getting their meathooks into your hide (and wallet).
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