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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 3, 2016 at 2:17 am
Stimbo, you won't need a porstioot in Aus.
You got an accent. :-)
Just got to the coast.
My sister drives me crazy.
We're not where I thought we'd be.
3.5 hr drive and we're in New South fucking Wales.
Fuck me dead!
Next time I'm booking.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 3, 2016 at 3:33 am
So, I'm sitting on the balcony enjoying a durry.
2nd floor, back of the building, facing away from the ocean.
Don't understand why my sister is such as miser, her husbands a miner, they're loaded.
Turns out it would have only taken 2.5 hrs but my sister wanted to avoid $14 in tolls.
I said,"let's get pizza, yahoo!'
Everybody's down having a swim and I'm in the kitchen making spag bog.
Well, in a minute, anyway.
Ok, no more whinging, I'm starting to sound like a Pom. :-)
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 3, 2016 at 5:44 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 3, 2016 at 7:34 am
Hey Stimbo, no wonder your all fucked up, drinking that Stones Ginger Ale Shite.
Boy are you gonna be hungover tomorrow.
Well, your certainly not as ugly as I expected.
I can say, without a doubt, it's not as bad as you think.
Fucking trust me man. It's not that bad.
This girl you want, fucking forget her.
You could have many women, but not her.
And your the 30 millionth guy to make that mistake.
My heart breaks for you and I been there, done that.
Just my advice, I might be wrong, but stop seeing her, for good, and put the bottle on the shelf for six months. Start eating healthier and do a bit of exercise.
You want to be happy? For real?
Well this is how you start.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 3, 2016 at 8:03 am
I feel like i headbutted a wall a couple times in my sleep... Ughhhh.
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. For if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes unto you."
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
April 3, 2016 at 8:32 am
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Getting licked by my cat. :3 Poor thing was in a fight earlier, not injured or anything - just think it got a fright is all.
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April 3, 2016 at 8:44 am
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My cat makes such a ghastly noise you would think someone is slowly dissecting her.
But I saw her one night and she was 3 metres from the other cat and it was just standing there.
Fucking drama queen.
Still, it's nice to give her a cuddle afterwards while her little heart is beating at a million miles an hour. :-)