What's everyone up to right now?

[Seraphina]

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Just had to reprimand my duplex neighbor for throwing something heavy repeatedly against the building. A grown man playing ball with himself on his tiny back patio. Where the hell do these people come from?

-Teresa

Dolts. Dolts everywhere. It could be worse. Where I used to work, there was a cadre of individuals who used to smear their boogers on other people's stuff.  I shit snot you not.  Though there was at least one individual with a propensity for smearing shit on the restroom walls, as well.

Ugh. For real. The sheer amount of dolt-ery in this world is truly amazing.
I would have yelled at my neighbor to stay off my damn lawn too but we share a lawn, sadly.

-Teresa

[Fireball]

Dolts. Dolts everywhere. It could be worse. Where I used to work, there was a cadre of individuals who used to smear their boogers on other people's stuff.  I shit snot you not.  Though there was at least one individual with a propensity for smearing shit on the restroom walls, as well.

Ugh. For real. The sheer amount of dolt-ery in this world is truly amazing.
I would have yelled at my neighbor to stay off my damn lawn too but we share a lawn, sadly.

-Teresa

Hey, leave that to me!

[Nakara]

Sipping some beautiful jasmine tea.

Viewing some of your artworks (a week or so ago), bloomin' excellent I say

Awww thank you. I still have much to learn!

[DodosAreDead]

I promised my girl a small breed puppy for her birthday.
Can't find one under a thousand dollars and that's without vaccinations.
I've spent at least 4 hours this morning on the internet looking.

When I was a boy you would have looked in the paper and found all dogs available.
These days the internet has fucked up everything and made it so hard to find anything.

In other news, an unusually large blue tongued lizard has taken up residence in my yard and I'm delighted.

Adopt.

[ignoramus]

I don't know what to do!

The brown turd (chocolate oriental) has been hanging around the rose bushes lately.
The boss found out why. Mr and Mrs Finch are nesting. Pam stuck her finger in the well hidden nest and 3 little beaks with mouths open greeted her ...

The little turd constantly sits (and sleeps!) 4 foot away directly under the bush. I can't think of anything I can do to give those babies a fighting chance once they discover their wings.

[Little lunch]

I promised my girl a small breed puppy for her birthday.
Can't find one under a thousand dollars and that's without vaccinations.
I've spent at least 4 hours this morning on the internet looking.

When I was a boy you would have looked in the paper and found all dogs available.
These days the internet has fucked up everything and made it so hard to find anything.

In other news, an unusually large blue tongued lizard has taken up residence in my yard and I'm delighted.

Adopt.

There are no little breed dogs to adopt, anywhere.
I've tried the RSPCA, the pound and every animal rescue place that exists.
I have a small yard and it also needs to be a puppy so it can learn that my cat is the boss. 
She's old and I don't want her last years to be too stressful.

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I don't know what to do!

The brown turd (chocolate oriental) has been hanging around the rose bushes lately.
The boss found out why. Mr and Mrs Finch are nesting. Pam stuck her finger in the well hidden nest and 3 little beaks with mouths open greeted her ...

The little turd constantly sits (and sleeps!) 4 foot away directly under the bush. I can't think of anything I can do to give those babies a fighting chance once they discover their wings.

Put a pile of lavender leaves where the cat sits/sleeps.

[ignoramus]

Good idea LL. I'll let the boss know.

The only downside now is he'll smell like an old lady from the fete! hehehe

[KevinM1]

Not sleeping

[Angrboda]

Well. I've got my two kudos for the day. I can go back to sleep now.

Seriously, wide awake and mouthy, drinking coffee and making noise. I haven't yet determined whether or where there's an early game on today, but I better do that soon.

[Sal]

Playing the new Candy Crush game.