What's everyone up to right now?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

It doesn't happen overnight.

Nope. Probably will take a long time to happen if it happens at all.

[KUSA]

I think this thread should be merged with the masterbation thread so we can all know when you are waxing the dolphin or rubbing your nub.

[No_God]

Waxing the dolphin

HAHAHAHAHA

[*Deidre*]

Hey Thunder Cunt...

I think the sexiest things are when people aren't trying. Like "accidental" sexy remarks get me every time.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

My goals every time I post on this forum:

1. Say something of relevance to what anyone else has just said in the place where they said it.
2. Say something that might be significantly good to say.
3. Say something worth saying considering that I am on the INTERNET, a fundamentally sucky place where so many things are said that are not worth saying.
4. Have exerted exactly the appropriate amount of effort to make the post.
5. Say absolutely everything that is relevant to understand what I mean by my post.
6. Feel that it is true that everything that went into that post was worth it.

[Phatt Matt s]

Hey Thunder Cunt...

I think the sexiest things are when people aren't trying. Like "accidental" sexy remarks get me every time.

Yes, I think the same way. It's too bad because the other person is having that affect on me and don't know why or I'm having that effect on them and don't know why, because once one starts putting effort into it and trying to figure out the trick it fucks everything up.

Like I've had people say things a certain way or have a certain expression or posture that is just priceless and I start laughing uncontrollably and they may not even have been trying to be funny, but then see how delighted I am, and try to keep it going, but totally missed what I thought was funny and how they could reproduce it.

Damn! Life is rough!

But for what it's worth, I can't resist the impulse to say, if God offered me what I wanted for paradise, I'd be a one inch tall man who lived between your legs.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I'm just going to say the opposite is true for me. A thing is more sexy if more effort has been exerted on it.

[Psykhronic]

I want to play video games but my concentration has gone to shit these passed couple days. I swear, wellbutrin would probably be better for me than zoloft, but risking an outbreak of voices and hallucinations causes a pause on such a thought.

[Phatt Matt s]

I want to play video games but my concentration has gone to shit these passed couple days. I swear, wellbutrin would probably be better for me than zoloft, but risking an outbreak of voices and hallucinations causes a pause on such a thought.

That's funny! When I was on Welbutrin I hallucinated especially if I starred at something for a while. I'd look at pictures on the wall and they would wink at me and make funny faces. lol

[Silver]

Sexiness to me is not so much about appearance as it is about personality. Sure, a handsome face is better than one that is homely, but for me I always take notice of a guy if he is shy or not quite as outgoing as most people. That is what always first attracts me to him for some reason.