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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 26, 2013 at 3:11 pm
No no no.
You're all missing the point. Tyre was destroyed completely and drowned but the guy that was charged with writing it all down lived there (slight oversight) and he drowned too.
What we see today isn't a re-built tyre as much as a spare tyre.
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 26, 2013 at 7:27 pm
How original!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 26, 2013 at 7:30 pm
I'm beginning to Tyre of this topic.
/weaksauce
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 26, 2013 at 7:32 pm
It's starting to bring Tyres to my eyes, as well.
That one only works if you pronounce it properly and out loud. Probably not even then.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 27, 2013 at 7:46 am
(This post was last modified: September 27, 2013 at 7:51 am by Cyberman.)
No worries. A joke is like a fine wine; if it's good enough to share with friends who cares where it came from?
I forget now who said this, but if you go to a concert and the orchestra starts playing the 1812 Overture, you don't shout out "heard it!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
