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Take Your Best Shot
#1
Take Your Best Shot
Today is my birthday. I have never liked my
birthday. Anyone have any good birthday
insults they'd like to hurl my way? Big Grin
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#2
RE: Take Your Best Shot
Simply stating Happy Birthday is probably the best insult for those who tend to dislike their birthdays.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#3
RE: Take Your Best Shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwo4lME3sRE
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#4
RE: Take Your Best Shot
No. Now fuck off and die.

(It's all in the timing and delivery).
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#5
RE: Take Your Best Shot
[Image: happy-birthday-to-you.jpg]

You mad, bro?
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#6
RE: Take Your Best Shot
(September 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm)Walking Void Wrote:



You mad, bro?

ROFLOL
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
(September 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(September 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm)Walking Void Wrote:



You mad, bro?

ROFLOL

Silly guy....

I'd like to serve you at my birthday supper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc
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#8
RE: Take Your Best Shot
I know this is wierd....but I totally watched a linked video of a 44 min documentary of the real Hannible Lector and the history of criminal profiling......
[Image: grumpy-cat-and-jesus-meme-died-for-sins.jpg]

I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
(September 19, 2013 at 5:39 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(September 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: ROFLOL

Silly guy....

I'd like to serve you at my birthday supper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc

Mission success. RTB soldiers.
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#10
RE: Take Your Best Shot
Birthday (n): The anniversary of the day you began the steady, inevitable journey to death and decay.

And we celebrate it with...cake.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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