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This is How I shutted up an Christian for good.
This is How I shutted up an Christian for good.
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I hate to break it to you, but "periodically" is an understatement. It's what makes you otherwise entertaining though. Mostly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (September 28, 2013 at 2:20 pm)Big Blue Sky Wrote: fuck it an argument is an argument even if its an poor one it's still better than being quite.And even if it's an stupid argument you didn't write anything back on what can you say to disprove this argumetn.You only seem to know how to bitch about my grammar. I checked this earlier and concluded (hoped) that English is a second language for you. If English is your native tongue, then please don't represent Atheism, or anything for that matter, until you learn how to read and write. Thnx.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!  (September 28, 2013 at 3:55 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: Thnx. The same can be stated for you. Shortening words and adding letters where they do not belong does not constitute the proper usage of the English language.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
Lol.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
CleanShavenJesus
The Man for His Time and Place  Religious Views: Church of the Latter-Day Dude (Dudeism) (September 28, 2013 at 6:50 am)Big Blue Sky Wrote: Does god know the felling of shooting an hooker then sniffing coke from her tits then rape and kill some innocent people? If so he is evil and he does not exist Wait, what? ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water ![[Image: YAAgdMk.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FYAAgdMk.gif)  (September 28, 2013 at 2:20 pm)Big Blue Sky Wrote: fuck it an argument is an argument even if its an poor one it's still better than being quite.And even if it's an stupid argument you didn't write anything back on what can you say to disprove this argumetn.You only seem to know how to bitch about my grammar. It's a bad argument because if god is magic he can just know how something feels without having experienced doing it. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason. (September 28, 2013 at 3:57 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:(September 28, 2013 at 3:55 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: Thnx. Would you accept it if THNX was considered an honest to god abbreviation? THNX If not, then go fck urself.  hock: I DID not just write that!
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT! RE: This is How I shutted up an Christian for good.
September 28, 2013 at 4:41 pm
(This post was last modified: September 28, 2013 at 4:46 pm by Foxaèr.)
(September 28, 2013 at 4:38 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: Would you accept it if THNX was considered an honest to god abbreviation? Internet slang is not proper English. Attempt to pass that off on an English essay in school, and see if the teacher will accept it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (September 28, 2013 at 4:41 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:(September 28, 2013 at 4:38 pm)Jiggerj Wrote: Would you accept it if THNX was considered an honest to god abbreviation? And, 'ain't' wasn't acceptable when I was a kid.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
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